Sylvester Stallone is....John....Rambo...

[fraga]

Attacking Soon

[SA210]

“When you're pushed… Killing's as easy as breathing."

Man, I can NOT wait for this film!

Go Sly.

[fraga]

Looks suprisingly graphic...

[SA210]

Looks suprisingly graphic...

I was suprised too, but I guess Sly is going all out. Can't wait to see it.

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

First Blood.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

hmm... did... was that... err... did I just see Rambo punch a guys head off? this has to be a joke...


EDIT: Nevermind, I just saw the dude had a sword or something At first glance it looked like he punched the head clean off. Still, it looks awful! as in bad, horrible not even worth renting.

[leemajors]

hmm... did... was that... err... did I just see Rambo punch a guys head off? this has to be a joke...


EDIT: Nevermind, I just saw the dude had a sword or something At first glance it looked like he punched the head clean off. Still, it looks awful! as in bad, horrible not even worth renting.

the sooner you realize the entertainment value of bad movies, the better your movie watching experience will be. NEXT was badass!

[ComfortablyNumb]

Maybe Chuck Norris should come out of retirement too.

[Trainwreck2100]

He used good ol fashioned HGH to beef up for this movie

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Looks tight--why not call it Rambo IV???? Like wasn't Rocky V called Rocky Balboa too?


Remember when Bart was like, "Rocky V....plus...Rocky II....equals....ROCKY SEVEN--Adrienne's Revenge!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Does anyone remember when Coach Bobby Knight was a hick sheriff bent on destroying John Rambo?


Or when Joe Tanto helped his protege win the big race?


Rambo was supposed to be a vietnam war vet, how the is he still so ripped and strong in the year 2007? E20's chode just split right down the seams.

[dallaskd]

his face looks like plastic

[Richard Cranium]

His eyesight isn't what it used to be either.

[cornbread]

I can't believe he straight up chopped that dude's head off and then ripped somebody's throat out. They are keeping it real with this one. I'm pumped.

[midgetonadonkey]

yeah!!

[SA210]

I can't believe he straight up chopped that dude's head off and then ripped somebody's throat out. They are keeping it real with this one. I'm pumped.

I'm so frickin' pumped too!

[ToughActinTinactin]

Isn't AARP the main sponsor of this film?

[E20]

Rambo: They drew First blood, not me.
Trautman: It's okay Johnny, just come out and we'll settle all this out, take you back to Bragg.
Rambo: They drew first blood.


Whoooooooooo, Rambo is the biggest baddest assest most sickest big army dude.

Rambo > Predator dude, Universal Soldier, Commando dude, Conan, whoever.

[leemajors]

sorry, Conan >>>>> Rambo:

Mongol General: What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[E20]

Conan will swirl his sword around and then Rambo will shoot him with his M60 straight out just like an Indiana Jones movie.

[phyzik]

Conan will swirl his sword around and then Rambo will shoot him with his M60 straight out just like an Indiana Jones movie.

Sorry, straight up fight, Conan would destroy Rambo.

Now, if only we could do some Gene splicing and make a Conbo (conan + Rambo) you'd have the biggest baddest mother er on the planet.

[E20]

Sorry, straight up fight, Conan would destroy Rambo.

Now, if only we could do some Gene splicing and make a Conbo (conan + Rambo) you'd have the biggest baddest mother er on the planet.

No weapons? Then it's a toss up, Rambo has wrestled and bested some big mother ers, but Conan is ing huge, but his only workout has been spinning the wheel or whatever so I think he may be lacking in some muscle areas where Rambo has worked out to the max.

With weapons? Rambo in a heartbeat.

[phyzik]

No weapons? Then it's a toss up, Rambo has wrestled and bested some big mother ers, but Conan is ing huge, but his only workout has been spinning the wheel or whatever so I think he may be lacking in some muscle areas where Rambo has worked out to the max.

With weapons? Rambo in a heartbeat.

not only did he turn the wheel for years and years, but he was also forced to compete in gladiator battles to the death and was trained by martial arts experts afterwards. Watch the Conan movie again.

[SA210]

Sly just keeps proving people wrong. I love it.

[E20]

not only did he turn the wheel for years and years, but he was also forced to compete in gladiator battles to the death and was trained by martial arts experts afterwards. Watch the Conan movie again.

the battles were the best part. I loved that. I remeber seeing that he was once just put in a ring and he didn't know what was going on and he got bitten by the savage dude and fatalitied his ass into oblvion and the crowd loved him. Then he became a popular fighter and everbody loved him. The best part of the movie was when theu put him in the cage with a hot ass girl to see what he would do. His moves and reactions were classic and gangsta. I was dying of laughter .

The music for Conan and the narrator were pretty good.