what first name are you glad your parents didn't give you?

[Last Comic Standing]

I am so happy my first name is not !
what first name are you glad your parents didn't give you?

[Zombie Terri Schiavo]

Terri!

[Al Gore]

Pat!

[NORCAL5I0]

Peter!

[pussyface.]

Phuk Mi

[FromWayDowntown]

Pussyface.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Blaine

[AlamoSpursFan]

Mouse

[Shelly]

S y

[Sapphire]

Ruby, Pearl, or Opal.

[Shelly]

Ruby, Pearl, or Opal.

How about Diamond, Jade, or Turquoise?

[KEDA]

breath

[Jimcs50]

breath

yeah it is bad enough that your associates call you that all the time, yes?

[Jimcs50]

Dirk

[marini martini]

My Sicilian mom called me "Faccia di Merda" my whole life, until I finally figured out what it meant.

[Sapphire]

My Sicilian mom called me "Faccia di Merda" my whole life, until I finally figured out what it meant.

No offense, but your mom is kind of a .

[marini martini]

Yea, she was one hot headed Italian. Would always talk Italian with her sisters, so me and my cousins could never understand what they were talkin about But she liked to have fun and make everyone laugh, and I miss her

[Summers]

If I had been a boy, my name would be Donovan.

[thispego]

Ludwig

[Purple Rain]

My Sicilian mom called me "Faccia di Merda" my whole life, until I finally figured out what it meant.

Can you share with the rest of us what it means?

[marini martini]

google it

If my youngest daughter was a boy, I was gonna name her Tyrone

[CuckingFunt]

Ruby, Pearl, or Opal.

One of those names is infinitely better than the other two.

[Melmart1]

One of those names is infinitely better than the other two.

I would name my kid Ruby, but Pearl reminds me too much of Janis Joplin and I don't want my kid to end up like that. Opal sounds like someone's crazy aunt.

I am glad my mom didn't name me Hillary like she wanted to. My dad interjected and now I am Melissa. Only good thing that bas ever did for me.

[CuckingFunt]

I would name my kid Ruby, but Pearl reminds me too much of Janis Joplin and I don't want my kid to end up like that. Opal sounds like someone's crazy aunt.

I am glad my mom didn't name me Hillary like she wanted to. My dad interjected and now I am Melissa. Only good thing that bas ever did for me.

My parents had to think up a name on the fly because they were both convinced that I was going to be a boy until I was born. I would have been Scott Tyler, which sounds like either a prep school pussy or a y frat boy.

I'm glad I'm a girl.

[peewee's lovechild]

Suri and Apple are just stupid names.