View Poll Results: Most Idiotic Statement Of The NBA Forum-

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  • DannyB - if my team was lame to watch like the Spurs, I would probably stop watching basketball

    20 31.75%
  • Nashfan's Mavericks bowel movement "joke"

    4 6.35%
  • Any random SpursDynasty quote

    23 36.51%
  • monosylab1k - If the Mavs lose the GS series I'll cut my testicles off

    16 25.40%
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  1. #1
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    vote!

    if my team was lame to watch like the Spurs, I would probably stop watching basketball.
    It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!!
    We should've beaten Memphis by atleast 15, but it was a back-to-back, and they wanted to come out all confident and try to shoot some shots on us.
    I'm willing to bet my and at least one of my testicles that the Mavs beat Golden State in 5 games or less.
    Last edited by monosylab1k; 11-05-2007 at 05:11 PM.

  2. #2
    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    +1

  3. #3
    In Limbo mardigan's Avatar
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    What would you expect from the frontrunner of dumbest poster of the year award?

  4. #4
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    i got all the quotes on the 1st post now. vote!

  5. #5
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    What would you expect from the frontrunner of dumbest poster of the year award?
    Dude, we should start having an award for that. The DFPOY. And instead of getting a little spurs, they get a little nugget of under their name, in honor of Nashfan's stupid "bowel' joke.

  6. #6
    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    Dude, we should start having an award for that. The DFPOY. And instead of getting a little spurs, they get a little nugget of under their name, in honor of Nashfan's stupid "bowel' joke.

    There's enough stupid quotes floating around we could at least have this bi-monthly.

  7. #7
    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    Is it Dumbest or Dumb est?

  8. #8
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    I dunno. Dumb est sounds funnier though.

  9. #9
    Believe. da_suns_fan__'s Avatar
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    How about FinDog's:

    The Mavs' loss to the Warriors wasn't a "major" upset, only a "mild" one.


  10. #10
    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    How about FinDog's:

    The Mavs' loss to the Warriors wasn't a "major" upset, only a "mild" one.


    We could make several polls using only your quotes alone, dip .

  11. #11
    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    We could make several polls using only your quotes alone, dip .
    Beat me to it. Damn you, Trebek.

  12. #12
    Believe. EJFischer's Avatar
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    There was that "I know why Magic has AIDS" post from after LeBron's heroics versus the Pistons. I think that beats all of the ones on this poll.

  13. #13
    redirkulous mavsfan1000's Avatar
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    I'm surprised monosylab doesn't have more votes. I guess he is last on the poll so that is why he gets ignored. So when are you going to cut off your testicles?

  14. #14
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Toughest poll ever.

  15. #15
    No Sasha, no ring ata's Avatar
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    Attention - putting your own statement on the poll.

  16. #16
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    I agree with Findog that GS over Dallas wasn't an upset:

    It's an upset in the form, but not the substance. #8 seed over #1 seed is an upset, but a GS team that was 6-1 over the previous 7 vs. Dallas before the series, they just went out and beat a team they were supposed to beat, no surprises. I was not at all surprised and neither were you all

    Oh,
    The bet with mono:

    1. For every game the Spurs lose out of their first ten, I'm gone for two weeks. I predict the Spurs will go 10-0 on their first 10 games.
    2. If they lose to the Mavericks in their first regular season meeting, I'm gone till the playoffs.
    3. If the Spurs go 10-0 during their first 10 regular season games, mono is out the whole season/playoffs.
    4. If the Spurs beat the Mavericks in their first regular season meeting, mono is out for a whole month.

    Mono is about a week 1/2 away from being gone for a month, 7 more games from being out the whole season/playoffs.

  17. #17
    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    nothing from da suns fan?

  18. #18
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    nothing from da suns fan?
    I wanted it to be a fair compe ion, he would have blown the rest of the candidates away.

  19. #19
    Dirk Administers THE SHOCKER LEONARD's Avatar
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    SD for sure

  20. #20
    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    Can we add "Koreans have the smallest s" to this thread now?

  21. #21
    The Greatest Show on Earth LakeShow's Avatar
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    And don't forget that Steve Kerr was a better basketball player than Dennis Rodman!

  22. #22
    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    And don't forget that Steve Kerr was a better basketball player than Dennis Rodman!
    I said they were equally-effective role players on championship teams. If you disagree, then you and Mitch Kupchack are equally ineffective GMs.

    Furthermore, I made the statement that both were overlooked high school and college players (2nd round picks) that carved out niches for themselves in the league by excelling at one aspect of the game - for Kerr, it was 3-point shooting and smarts (ball control)... for Rodman, it was defense and rebounding.

    Both of them won les with the Bulls, but only one (Kerr) won with the Spurs.

    And I have the biggest Korean penis in the world.

  23. #23
    Clever got me this far... JMarkJohns's Avatar
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    Overall, the most moronic statement is any SpursDynasty post. The most "WTF?!" statement is from mono... it's similar to the most recent South Park episodes where everyone asks Kyle why he agreed to suck Cartman's balls. His reponse is, "I didn't think there'd be a leprechaun." The point being, why would you ever chance cutting off one's scrotal sack? Yeesh! Even if you're 100% confident, that's still not a chance you take!

    However, DannyB is fast approaching this list. I don't consider his statement moronic because I don't think he actually believes it. I think it's sour grapes and he's just posting it to piss people off. SpursDynasty actually believes all his "fluke" opinions.

  24. #24
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    This thread is rapidly becoming obsolete.

  25. #25
    The Most Sexy Troll on the Interwebs Hemotivo's Avatar
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    monosylab1k - If the Mavs lose the GS series I'll cut my testicles off

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