A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that this bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Katie and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion. Dad she's pregnant. Katie said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Katie has opened my eyes to the fact that "mary jane" doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for X and other street pharmaceuticals. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Katie can get better. She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
your Son John
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home
Almost as good as the Anal Glaucoma excuse I actually used for work one time with my boss!
Me: sorry man, Im not coming into work today *cough Cough*
Boss: Whats wrong??
Me: I've been diagnosed with Anal Glaucoma...
boss: *silence*
Boss: what the is that?
Me: I cant see my ass coming into work today!!!
*CLICK*
I ended up going to work, it was just a joke I heard somewhere.
Damn my boss was pissed
Almost as good as the Anal Glaucoma excuse I actually used for work one time with my boss!
Me: sorry man, Im not coming into work today *cough Cough*
Boss: Whats wrong??
Me: I've been diagnosed with Anal Glaucoma...
boss: *silence*
Boss: what the is that?
Me: I cant see my ass coming into work today!!!
*CLICK*
I ended up going to work, it was just a joke I heard somewhere.
Damn my boss was pissedI heard that a few years ago in college. I wanted to use it, but knew my professors wouldn't fall for it. My bosses now, most likely wouldn't bat an eyelash at the thought.
in his elementary school days my uncle used to pick up test papers with high marks (b+ to a+ equivalent grades) cause he always failed. he would then erase the names from the passing exam papers and replace it with his own!
too bad he got caught when my grandparents went to his school (the teachers called them cause he was failing in most of his subjects)
clever
Kids can't change their grades in today's day and age thanks to Parent Connection!
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