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happens.
Apparently my secretary decided to drop a load right before she went home and then topped it off with about a half a can of some god awful lilac scented bathroom spray. The whole front of my office reeks. ! I have my office door closed but it's still seeping in through the cracks. Whoever decided that some cloyingly sweet artificial flower smell was GOOD mixed with smell? And what the has that woman been eating? I;ve known 300 pound football players whose turds didn't smell that bad! ! *hack*cough*
happens.
What?? I thought Girls don't poop
Mr. John Wayne would never say "Gag".
Just pull up some of that cash to your nose. That always smells good.
if she's your employee tell her to change her diet.. and wear shorter skirts
double gag!
I hire her because she's damned efficient. She's also fat, ugly, and mean as a rattlesnake. I'll pass on the short skirt, thank you.
That was probably a fermented turkey turd she's been saving since Thanksgiving just to stink up the office on my first day back.
maybe you should have her work out of her home then
I have this image of Mimi laughing her head off thinking of the next prank she will play on Cosmic... If it were me, I would stock up on some vanilla scented candles for the bathroom...
You need to leave some matches in the bathroom.
LOL that works. Guess you've had a lot of experience smell fighting with the boys, huh?
The best way to combat that is to go in there and drop a load of your own on top of it. Everybody likes the smell of their own .
Is your office that close to the bathroom??
Actually I believe CC's office is the bathroom.
The bathroom in question is hers in her office. There is another room between my office and her office.
It's a scientific fact that fatter people have stinkier turds.
Moral of the story: never hire a fat girl to do a skinny girl's job, no matter how 'efficient' she might be. A thin woman is (a) much better to look at eight hours a day and (b) won't stink up your bathroom with a turd that's been slowly working it's way through her intestines for the past two weeks.
Cosmic shared a valuable lesson today that I hope the rest of us can all learn from.
That's BS. I work with some thin women who could curl your nostril hair with their stench. They don't make enough Febreze to cover that. Thank God the bathroom is across the hall, and I can always change my mind at the last minute about going in--if I get a whiff before I make the turn, my ass is outta there. I can hold it as long as necessary. And I'm one of those that CAN'T take a crap at work. Don't ask me why--but I will not at work. OK. that's TMI.
Matches, people. Matches. That's the only thing that will cut the stench. Sometimes, you may have to light the whole book or enough to set off the fire alarms, but we're talking your nostrils here.
Women's public bathrooms are the worst smelling places in the world. Especially in department stores. They're always humid and stink like poop and/or old lady perfume.That's BS. I work with some thin women who could curl your nostril hair with their stench. They don't make enough Febreze to cover that. Thank God the bathroom is across the hall, and I can always change my mind at the last minute about going in--if I get a whiff before I make the turn, my ass is outta there. I can hold it as long as necessary. And I'm one of those that CAN'T take a crap at work. Don't ask me why--but I will not at work. OK. that's TMI.
like Dave Attel says NOTHING beats ass!
at the story.
At my office we spray the apple feebreeze and it smells like girly and apples. It's ridiculous and stinky.
I remember seeing an Oust commercial that said Oust kills poop odor better then feebreze because Oust kills the poop odor in the air and the febreeze doesn't, if you're looking for a better smelling odor control, CC.
Tell her something is wrong with the indoor ones from now on this would be the new rest room.
Also do women really think there craps do not smell?
A guy takes a crap and when done knows to close the door when he leaves and if they know it's bad they do it fast. Women seem to leave it wide open like there is no smell what so ever. We may not put the lid down but we fight the smell like crazy.
oops I forgot you said she is big here is what you need then.
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