Question of etiquette

[stretch]

I know it was said in Fight Club, but I was seriously thinking the other day... when walking down a row of people, is it better to give them the ass, or the crotch?

Thoughts?

[Extra Stout]

I know it was said in Fight Club, but I was seriously thinking the other day... when walking down a row of people, is it better to give them the ass, or the crotch?

Thoughts?

Bend down and lick them in the face. Chicks dig that.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Unless you're having gas issues, I think it's better to give them the ass. It's not any better than the crotch, but removes the possibility that you could end up making eye contact and add to the awkwardness.

[dickface]

give dudes the ass, ladies the crotch.

[dickface]

give dudes the ass, ladies the crotch.

btw this rule applies for both men and women.

[CuckingFunt]

Better answer: pee before you get on the plane.

[Extra Stout]

Better answer: pee before you get on the plane.

Or, just go in your seat.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Or, just go in your seat.

That's just being rude to yourself. You have to sit there for a few hours.

[Extra Stout]

That's just being rude to yourself. You have to sit there for a few hours.

It's nice and warm for a while.

[Jimcs50]

How wide are you where you have to walk sideways?

[Mixability]

How wide are you where you have to walk sideways?

Well, he call's himself stretch...

[Extra Stout]

How wide are you where you have to walk sideways?

I'm 4'8" and 255 lbs., so even despite having to wedge myself in the seat, my feet don't touch the floor.

Getting up to leave the plane is hard enough. Going to the bathroom? Not gonna happen. Besides, the attendants can't see me over the refreshment cart, so it's a tremendous hazard.

True, each airline bans me after the second time I pee in the seat, but I haven't been banned from Frontier or some of the regional carriers yet.