Grandmother's Ashes Stolen From Steakhouse Parking Lot

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.ksat.com/news/14894736/detail.html

[Fillmoe]

i spread them s around my bed and made love to my girl........

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i spread them s around my bed and made love to my girl........

Ashy Larry?

[Duncan]

Those people are ashking for trouble!

[Fillmoe]

^ you fail, try again.

[ShoogarBear]

Well done.

[Mavs08]

^ you fail, try again.

where is your first attempt?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well done.

I'm guessing they used a little more fire.

[Borosai]

I hope the customers check their pepper shakers first...

[Fillmoe]

where is your first attempt?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I hate thieves. They take things they didn't urn.

[leemajors]

we have a winner.

[Borosai]

I hate thieves. They take things they didn't urn.

Bravo.

[exstatic]

Does Keith Richard have an alibi?

[marini martini]

Those poor folks were burned!