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I've been using the Pulingout method since 02....
ironic last name by the way... LOL!
German scientist discovers new "Pulingout" method
April 5, 1859
(From the news wires) - German scientist Dr. Hanz Pulingout has discovered a new technique, termed the "Pulingout Method", that will change how the world concludes sexual intercourse.
According to Pulingout, the male, right before ejaculation, removes his penis any of the even orifices, and uses his (or partner's) hands to manually pump the semen out. This could also prove as an effective method of "Birth control", as the method prevents, in some cases, a pregnancy since the semen is no longer in danger of fertilizing a female egg. This also increases the male "machismo".
His new discovery has been lauded and cheered by scientists and men around the world. Women were not reached for comment.
Critics and proponents fear this new method may someday lead to the possibility of sexual relations without a partner.
"This is a terrific new discovery that will forever change how men approach intimacy," said Pulingout at a news conference in Switzerland. "In the past, men did not have an option when it come to orgasm. Now, we have so many choices."
According to Pulingout, those choices include, but are not limited to, emitting the ejaculit on the face, eyes, nose, ears, hair, undercarriage, chest, stomach, fruit tray, neck, hat, feet, doornob, hindquarters, hooves, tail, phonograph record player, tea service, gullet, rearview mirror, toothbrush, back, water fountain, mustache, gloves, picnic blankets, pickled cu bers, eyeglasses, mouth, and, for most men, simply into the toilet.
The new technique has also uncovered new information about ejaculation. Particularly the fact the semen, in most cases, is white, not the souless color black, as previously claimed by clergy.
The new technique has been accepted by all countries except China, which claims it does not have, nor does it foresee, a population problem.
Last edited by Carnac; 01-20-2008 at 08:01 PM.
I've been using the Pulingout method since 02....
ironic last name by the way... LOL!
^^^
I believe it was named after him.
I believe it didn't work for your momma & daddy
no ....
I believe it didn't work for your momma & daddy
i believe i ed your daughter last night and sprayed my children all over her face
Dr. Hanz Pulingout is rolling in his groovy grave.
What a strange thing to call your sperm, I think you seem to be jumping the gun, so to speak
And please be careful, our world can't take a bunch of bas Fillmoe's running around, so please use a condom for protection, or cut the nuts
Last edited by marini martini; 01-20-2008 at 11:59 PM.
So that's when it all started.
I think it was your daughter, screwball
i hadnt read the medical journal and yet by the age of fifteen i was perfecting this very same technique... does that mean im a genius?
There is no perfecting this technique, and no you are not
If you were all masturbating like I taught you, this method shouldn't be the least bit necessary.
Sincerely,
Joycelyn Elders, M.D.
I've utilized said method for my entire 17 years with Mrs. Chopper. Of course at our house we refer to it fondly as the "Porn Star Method".
* cue 70's porn music *
There are some action shots of Dr. Pulingout demonstrating his knew technique with an area "Fräulein" to the assembled media, and I am curremtly looking for those.
^okay...?
are you googling that?
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