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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    So, I turned 40 last month, and seeing how I'm now looking downhill and the bottom of the hill is a damn sight closer than I expected, I pulled the trigger and made an appointment for a physical with my primary care doc that I hadn't been to in a number of years (I think it was about 5 years ago when I got a weird allergic reaction whil I was visiting family in CA.).

    Well, needless to say the doc visit was a ton of fun and after two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

    I said, 'No, with my cholesterol red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

    'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

    'No,' I said.

    He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a ?'

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    needs a margarita
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    Happy belated Birthday!

    Sorry we all missed it (I never look at the calendar on the site). Hope you had a good one!

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    needs a margarita
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    Oh, and stop lying to your doctor

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    Believe. Barbarian's Avatar
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    Happy belated Birthday!

    Sorry we all missed it (I never look at the calendar on the site). Hope you had a good one!
    There is a calendar on this site???

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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a ?'

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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    And happy belated birthday!

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    That's funny.


    I turned 40 in December. I answered 'yes' to almost all of those. Physically I'm the healthiest I've ever been. I don't have a wrinkle. I feel amazing. I'm not sure when 'old' begins to happen but it hasn't started for this white boy.

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    needs a margarita
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    That's funny.


    I turned 40 in December. I answered 'yes' to almost all of those. Physically I'm the healthiest I've ever been. I don't have a wrinkle. I feel amazing. I'm not sure when 'old' begins to happen but it hasn't started for this white boy.
    Maybe it's the '70s porn music that keeps you young???

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    needs a margarita
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    There is a calendar on this site???
    In your control panel...scroll down.


    And happy belated to you too, Chopper baby! Did my present ever show up?

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    Maybe it's the '70s porn music that keeps you young???
    Either that or the cool 'stache I just grew. More than likely, I think it must be the inspiration I draw from the tatoo of this hot chick in acid washed jeans that I just got the other day.

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    needs a margarita
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    Either that or the cool 'stache I just grew. More than likely, I think it must be the inspiration I draw from the tatoo of this hot chick in acid washed jeans that I just got the other day.
    Porn 'stache?? Oh, my!

    You just wanted a tat in acid wash colors. Don't lie.

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    Porn 'stache?? Oh, my!
    You can't have 70's porn without the 'stache!! And the gold chains to go with the polyester pants, shirt and white leather shoes.

    Smokin' hot!!

    Shelbabe, get with the program sweetie!

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    SEMPER FI bendmz's Avatar
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    the rubber glove man, you didn't mention the rubber glove........

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    Veteran 703 Spurz's Avatar
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    Great story

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    Taco is as Taco does sir Taco's Avatar
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    There is a calendar on this site???
    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/calendar.php?


    DOES NOT SHOW THIS MONTH 2008

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    talk about gettin old

    im only 25, i got thin hair, but i can see a bold patch happening for some fukn odd reason....

    so depressing....

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    Getting chronically sick trumps getting chronically old

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    Believe. Barbarian's Avatar
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    So thats how you ers remember everybodys birthday. Nice.

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