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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    February 7, 2008 --

    SCARLETT Johansson (below) has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming "Vicky Cristina Barcelona." A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz's husband. The film also stars Patricia Clarkson, Rebecca Hall, Kevin Dunn and Chris Messina.

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    http://www.nypost.com/seven/02072008...eam_441536.htm

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    I'm getting mixed messages Peewee. The line about Scarlet and Penelope getting it on is bolded, showing that it is a point of emphasis (and rightfully so!). However the next line is underlined AND in italics, meaning that twice as much emphasis is put on that line. It would seem that you are saying that you are interested some hot Johannson on Cruz action, but twice as interested in the fact that Javier Bardim gets a sex scene as well.

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    Dude, a threesome is always good.

    It's the closest we'll get to having a Scarlett porn.

    First a lesbian scene, then a threesome???
    How ing sweet is that?

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    Wow when does this movie come out....

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    i don't know that penelope can be any hotter than she was in woman on top.

    woody allen movies never interested me until now though.

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    You have to watch "Match Point".

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    question is will there be nudity or just like back and side profiles.

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    cruz is sooooo ing overrated it's not even funny. that said, a lesbo scene with scarlett may be worth the watch.

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    God damn your decline in talent, Woody Allen, for making me unsure if I want to watch this.

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    WTF is up with Woody Allen always trying to cast Johanseen.

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    God damn your decline in talent, Woody Allen, for making me unsure if I want to watch this.
    Match Point is actually one of the best movies he's ever made.

    He's still got it.

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    WTF is up with Woody Allen always trying to cast Johanseen.
    She's his new muse.

    He's said it, she knows it, and she likes being his muse.

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    Match Point is actually one of the best movies he's ever made.

    He's still got it.
    I hated that film.

    And it wasn't particularly innovative -- pretty much just a remake of his Crimes and Misdemeanors set in London.

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    What was the name of the movie he made with Hugh Jackman and Scarlett Johannsen. I saw that movie on a plane last year and it was painfully bad.

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    What was the name of the movie he made with Hugh Jackman and Scarlett Johannsen. I saw that movie on a plane last year and it was painfully bad.
    Scoop.

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    WTF is up with Woody Allen always trying to cast Johanseen.
    Perhaps because he has a penis?












    If I knew her I'd be trying to 'cast' her all the live long day.

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    Yes thats it.

    That movie was like a pocketknife being dug into the back of my head.

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    I quit watching Woody Allen when he turned out to be a bit of a pedophile.

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    Perhaps because he has a penis?






    If I knew her I'd be trying to 'cast' her all the live long day.
    No I read exclusively that he has a vagina.

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    scarlett mentioned in this interview i read a long time ago that she actually wanted to be naked (it may have been braless) for scene in this movie she was in even though the director didn't want that.

    hopefully she does it in this movie. would be cool, and it would be the only reason to go see her in a movie because in every movie i have seen her in she sucks.

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    I hated that film.

    And it wasn't particularly innovative -- pretty much just a remake of his Crimes and Misdemeanors set in London.
    You're insane.

    That movie had great acting and direction.

    But, go ahead and hate on Woody if it's cool to do so.

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    You're insane.

    That movie had great acting and direction.
    Sadly, those aren't the only things needed to make a good movie.

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    You mean, coitus?

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    Sadly, those aren't the only things needed to make a good movie.
    So, there was something wrong with the plot??

    If that's where you're going, then I don't think you understood the movie.

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    So, there was something wrong with the plot??

    If that's where you're going, then I don't think you understood the movie.
    I understood it, I just didn't like it.

    And is it really necessary to be a condescending prick every time someone disagrees with you?

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