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    He checks for Manu Ginobili under the bed.

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    Redundant thread. Can Manu Ginobili please merge this with the other one?

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Man..........I'm willing to suck Manu's .

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    Silence surpasses speech. duncan228's Avatar
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    Can Manu Ginobili please merge this with the other one?
    Manu can do anything he wants to.

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    Guns don't kill people. Manu kills people.

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    Manu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

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    Manu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
    Probably less, his opponent will be scared less because he will use his turn to put in Manu's pieces.

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    we ought to compile all praises for manu on the ditka thread. that's the unofficial "official manu thread".

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    When Manu steps out of the shower. He's already dry.

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    In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Manu Ginobili could use to kill you, including the room itself.

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    Manu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
    sweet!

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    Manu Ginobili once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

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    Manu once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Manu Ginobili re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

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    Don't stop believin' Dex's Avatar
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    Santa Clause saw your Mom kissing Manu Ginobili.

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    Chillin' like a villain... TampaDude's Avatar
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    Manu Ginobili CAN believe it's not butter...

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    Manu Ginobili can delete the recycling bin.

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    If you have 5 dollars and Manu Ginobili has 5 dollars, Manu has more money than you.

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    Ohhhh MommmMA !! LilMissSPURfect's Avatar
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    Manu Ginobili CAN believe it's not butter...
    manu iz butta

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    Manu knows everything that EYEWITNESS NEWS wants to know

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    Manu was once sleeping when a meteor hit the Earth and woke him up. He got so frustrated from the meteor waking him up, that he went outside and killed all the dinosaurs.

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    If Dirks team is down by 3 with under 30 seconds left and needs an and 1 play, he drives to the hoop knowing Manu Ginobili will be there to foul him on an easy layup.

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    Manu was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

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    Manu knows everything that EYEWITNESS NEWS wants to know

    Manu IS EYEWITNESS NEWS

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    Chillin' like a villain... TampaDude's Avatar
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    If Dirks team is down by 3 with under 30 seconds left and needs an and 1 play, he drives to the hoop knowing Manu Ginobili will be there to foul him on an easy layup.
    Manu plays on a team that has actually won championships...

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    If Dirks team is down by 3 with under 30 seconds left and needs an and 1 play, he drives to the hoop knowing Manu Ginobili will be there to foul him on an easy layup, but still finishes the season with three less rings than Manu Ginobili.

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