Happy St. Patrick's Day

[Shelly]

Get yer drink on, but don't drive if you do!

[peewee's lovechild]

I want one of those "Kiss me, I'm Irish" shirts.

[ATRAIN]

I want one of those "Kiss me, I'm Irish" shirts.

but your not irish

[ComfortablyNumb]

I don't need no shirt. The ladies just kiss me of their own free will.

[peewee's lovechild]

but your not irish

I beg to differ.

I'm Irish every weekend.
This past weekend I drank two cases of beer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't need no shirt. The ladies just kiss me of their own free will.

But, the shirt would make it so much easier on a day like this.

[SpursWoman]

I'm 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Spanish, 1/4 German, 1/4 (American) Indian ... why am I not surprised there are so many alcoholics in my familiy?

[ComfortablyNumb]

But, the shirt would make it so much easier on a day like this.

So will a few drinks.

[ATRAIN]

I beg to differ.

I'm Irish every weekend.
This past weekend I drank two cases of beer.

That means nothing, you should wear a shirt that says Kiss me Im a

[ComfortablyNumb]

I'm 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Spanish, 1/4 German, 1/4 (American) Indian ... why am I not surprised there are so many alcoholics in my familiy?

My father was 1/2 drunk which explains my love of adult beverages.

[peewee's lovechild]

So will a few drinks.

[peewee's lovechild]

That means nothing, you should wear a shirt that says Kiss me Im a

I have that tatooed on my gut.

It has stretched out since I got it when I was 15.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm 1/4 Irish, 1/4 Spanish, 1/4 German, 1/4 (American) Indian ... why am I not surprised there are so many alcoholics in my familiy?

I'm 4/4 Aztec.

We love the brew.

[ATRAIN]

I have that tatooed on my gut.

It has stretched out since I got it when I was 15.

Don't you mean on the small of your back, you know the tramp stamp!!

[SpursWoman]

My father was 1/2 drunk which explains my love of adult beverages.

I was also conceived on St. Patrick's Day ... my dad was drunk and my mom had her hair dyed green. I told my dad that was way more information than I needed, but the Irish part of him was pretty damn proud of himself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't you mean on the small of your back, you know the tramp stamp!!

Na, that one says "Petra".

She was my first serious girlfriend.

I have to explain that one every time I'm with somebody new.

[ATRAIN]

Na, that one says "Petra".

She was my first serious girlfriend.

I have to explain that one every time I'm with somebody new.

LOL so you bend over for all your new guys/girls?

[Shelly]

Everyone is Irish on St. Paddy's day. I'm making corned beef for dinner.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL so you bend over for all your new guys/girls?

Na, but I do let them lick my ass.

I even let them give me a tossed salad when I'm drunk enough.

[ATRAIN]

Everyone is Irish on St. Paddy's day. I'm making corned beef for dinner.

So is everyone Mexican on Cinco de Mayo? My stupid white friends act like they are. I think I might have to get me a pint of the black stuff (dyed green of course) tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

Everyone is Irish on St. Paddy's day. I'm making corned beef for dinner.

I'm having a Guiness casserole.
It consists of 15-20 Guiness beers.

It's like a casserole, but you serve it in a gigantic glass.

[ATRAIN]

Na, but I do let them lick my ass.

I even let them give me a tossed salad when I'm drunk enough.

You know somehow I believe you.

[ATRAIN]

I'm having a Guiness casserole.
It consists of 15-20 Guiness beers.

It's like a casserole, but you serve it in a gigantic glass.

Your going to have massive beer s tomm.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your going to have massive beer s tomm.

Na, I'm a Guiness veteran.

I can drink that stuff till kingdom come.

[Richard Cranium]

I stopped by O'Reilley's for some oil this morning.