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What a vain attempt at comedy.
[prologue - granted there was no NBA when JC was around, but if Duncan were alive he would have invented basketball....... and swimming]
Formula:
# of championships (x) # finals MVP's (+) # of disciples (+) # of times returned from the dead (x) career free-throw percentage (+) # of HEB commercials = greatness score.
a score of 10 or better (not equal) = greatness!
first up, Jesus:
0 championships
x
0 finals MVP's
+
12 disciples
+
1 time returned from the dead
x
.777 career free-throw percentage (estimated)
+
0 (that's right '0') HEB commercials
=
10.101 on the greatness scale.
He was indeed a great man, as you can tell by my flawless logic. And he proved that he was great by starting a religion later on in life, you might have heard of it.
But now for Tim Duncan's score:
4 championships
x
3 finals MVP's
+
0 disciples (at least not yet)
+
0 returns from the dead
x
.684 career free-throw percentage
+
5 HEB commercials (and there's probably more that I don't know about)
=
13.208 on the greatness scale!!!!
Conclusion: Duncan > Jesus
I know what you're saying, "but wouldn't that put players like Jordan and Bill Russell way ahead of Duncan?" Well....yeah, but .....that would poke a hole in my logic, so....they don't count. And I know, I know you're saying "Jesus only had those worn out sandals to hoop it up in so he should have a handicap", well maybe Jesus should have agreed to that Adidas shoe contract that he was offered, hmmmm.
All I'm saying is this: Jesus turns water into wine. Duncan turns water into championships.
What a vain attempt at comedy.
Why do this?
tasteless
Bruce Bowen and Drob disagree
You stole Galileo's next thread.
Don't let the haters get to you, this was hillarious.
You're a dork.
The formula made me laugh (even though I get some people will be offended by it).
I laughed. Out loud.
you stole Galileo's thunder.
Also...
Jesus
Sometime late March 33 A.D., nailed to and killed on cross.
Three days later, rose from the dead.
Tim Duncan
Sometime late June 1999 A.D., wins NBA le and becomes king of the basketball world.
Four seasons later, 2003 A.D., rose from three seasons of playoff losses and was crowned king once again.
Maybe the offended people thought this was just a random thread and didn't see the Galileo threads.
I thought it was a good ribbing of the Galileo dude. Except for this part,
come on, Jesus would have been an 85 percent shooter..777 career free-throw percentage (estimated)
That's unfair
Jesus father is/was God
btw. from the religious point of view it's not ofensive (IMHO)
i agree with the post because cmon think about it, jesus vs duncan 1 on 1? duncan would take jesus to school
Jesus would be pulling off 360 dunks on Timmy throughout the game from the free throw line. The man could walk on water, give him a little credit.
noone should get offended over this.
Jesus is the MVP of the world. He has been taking demons to school for ages. He would quote the word against Timmy and Timmy would be OWNED
Got a Jesus vs Devil one on one bball comparison? Im assuming the Devil's freethrow percentage would be .666
As Elisha would say on "The Girl Next Door".....It's a little funny!
That brings to mind the 'Jesus, Moses, and the old man' golf joke.
This is lame. Ugh.
Vishnu owns them all !
LOL-funny!
dont mind the fanatics get to ya)
and btw... Tim Duncan is FOR REAL and jesus wasnt
lol, nice thread !
W.W.T.D.
Duncan isn't the first athlete to be compared to JC. As they used to say of hockey great Phil Esposito:
Jesus Saves.
And Esposito scores on the rebound.
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