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what can you do for those loser gamers who cant keep their filthy hands off me...
Mods/Admins/members this is serious I'm not trolling here.
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what can you do for those loser gamers who cant keep their filthy hands off me...
I knew some dumbass whould open with a ty troll and even worse question. You want answers PM me and it'll cost you.
I'm not going to sugar with happy fluffy time. You want answers come get them.
You know what? I can help you understand gay people better.
I think we all should get our first question free, here. Then if we're satisfied, PM you for the real deal.
You were in Magnolia.
can you help me find the demons that are bent on confusing mankind?
I'll consider that. Most questions require time and serious thought but if you'd like to drop a nice neatly packaged simple question on me I may show you what I'm worth.
For a price I can find or do anything.
I can help with the first part of B2B's plan.
Don't buy it. There, I saved you some money.
WHY NOT JUST USE GOOGLE INSTEAD....? It has all the answers you need and even pictures for those who cant read
One session and I already want my money back...Man and I thought Micro$oft was the only cats that screwed people....
i like turtles
Thats not true kind sir. We as politicians screw lots of people daily, nightly, in office, and in hotels. Now that I think about it I would hit it damn near anywhere I could, thats why I support the troops who shagged on the Alamo. In their case they will always remember the Alamo...
Me too. I had one in a 100 gallon ice tank named Gusa....after Tony Siragusa.
Me Tooooooooooooo!
BackToBasics, today is my 26th birthday. What should I do to celebrate?
Can you help Midge with his rectal itch?
buy a hooker and rape her throat while on 5 different types of drugs...
Ok pal. I haven't really had time to get to know you and actually dive balls deep into a truely appropriate answer but I'll toss out some general advice.
If you're single.
Do something nice for yourself. Doesn't have to be a large high ticket item that might lead to buyers remorse just take a little longer more relaxing shower when you get off of work. Pick a nice place to eat and take a small close group of friends along for company. Indulge in a little nicer meal and get the ing dessert for s sake. If you like to be alone thats cool too simply go for a nice drive or a relaxing walk downtown. Lounge around and do nothing if nothing is what you enjoy.
Most importantly don't rush. Don't work a timeline or timeframe. This is your time to relax and reflect on yourself, its your ing day so do it at your pace. Don't answer the phone or respond to emails either. Just center yourself around you.
If you're married.
Have a friend call the house to invite you to a manish type event so you don't get suckered into some annoying potentially hostile home event where you'll never get the peace and quiet you deserve...especially if you have kids.
Make it about you buddy!
Can you help Spurstalk with the spam on their web site? It's getting out of control.
There is a few solutions to that. I'm sure Kori and LJ know what they are already. I do know that solving that issue would bring up a few new issues.
I don't know. You're just not funny. There could have been no less than 5 other people you could have used that would have fit better.[/center]
yeah. i'm sorry. i just couldn't find a picture of God on the internets. shalom
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