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great! haha
A woman goes to the local supermarket where she selected
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but
she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was
indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?"
The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
great! haha
That's pretty re ed...
^^^ It's a joke stupid, and pretty funny too.
I was expecting something more hilarious at the end....
I laughed....
I dunno I liked it. Nice one
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