tell them it's really bad for their teeth...cuz you'll punch them in the ing mouth if they keep that up...
2 of my co-workers munch on ice all day.......DRIVES ME UP THE WALL!!!
tell them it's really bad for their teeth...cuz you'll punch them in the ing mouth if they keep that up...
LOL well I have my headphones so I dont have to hear it. Another co-worker used to dip and the smell makes me wanna vomit. I have had worse though. I had a guy in the cube next to me that used to hum really really really loud, then the coffee sippers every morning. I think its just too early and im already pissed off and irritated because I am awake and not in bed.
bark
Post on SpursTalk all day instead of working.
LOL how about talk about things that they assume they know when they actually don't know about.![]()
Show up to work.
I have 1 coworker right now that I wish didn't show up to work......when he calls in sick im usually in a good mood.
coughs that sounds like they are coughing up an oyster
co-workers who flip coins at work
boast about there academic credentials when they dont even know basic maths lmao....
maybe you just need to make friends? just give it a try. maybe you will meet some females in your life.
LOL this coming from Mr Pink Norcal
110% Agreement!!
I have a guy here I seriously hate. He is about 6'2 and rail thin, except he has developed a belly. He is so aware of his belly that he is on a "diet" Here is what he does all day becuase he is on a "diet" and he is cheap. He eats one meal a day around 4, right before we leave. From about 1-4 all he talks about is what he is going to eat for that meal. He thinks that if he just snacks during the day, and eats this one meal he will save money and lose weight. All he snacks on is peanuts, pork rinds and Mug Root Beer. I want to kill him for being so dumb. Yesterday I personally watched him eat a sausage biscut from BK, then 3 bags of pork rinds, and about 6 Root Beers, then it comes time for his one meal and he gets spagetti and chicken wings. The guy is a ing moron; and all we hear about is his diet. He talks all day and can't stand to be around people in silence. He talks like he is a 50/50 mix of ghetto and hillbilly. I have tried to figure out if he is a hillbilly or a hoodrat, and after 2 years I still can't decide. I hate this guy
So, right now I'm sitting on my butt looking for a job, but this summer I worked with a group of nine people and the thing that annoyed me the most were the princesses who would boss everyone around. "The kids need this the kids need that...why don't you do it." please..you do it we might get back home faster if you do it instead of delegating all 1 million things to five people instead of nine. And don't even get me started with the ones that would sit with the little ones and get them wound up and then walk away leaving us with the wrath of 5 ADHD kids who just downed 5 milks and two apples with food bank sloppy joe mix all over their going on their dirty spiderman shirt.
lol man ill trade you........he cant be worse than this guy I work with. He just started talking and believe me he can talk. I had to turn up my ipod to drown him out.
you annoy me and your not even my co-worker
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You are kidding right??? Funniest thing I have read all day!!!!!![]()
I work in an office with all women so I basically have a bathroom to myself. I have no problem if one of them use it but when one of them hurls and leaves little hurlets in the toity....no.
no man. I'll post some more stories about him when I can think of them. I need to somehow get audio of his speech patterns, you guys will die laughing.
LOL does this happen after lunch?
There's just one, but she's a real piece of work. She never, ever shuts up. She used to work in South America so she somehow believes that she is an expert on every facet of Latin American culture. So any time a hispanic comes through the office that doesn't fit exactly in her racist little profile that she developed 20 years ago we get to hear about it for the next 20 minutes. Also, she never shuts up.
this is the first time.LOL does this happen after lunch?
I think it might be our little pregger we have here which is forgivable.
This guy i work with, (and those of you in the IT field know what im talking about) is one of those mr know it all. He asks questions cause he is an idiot and then when you give him a answer says...oh yeah I knew that. He butts into conversations and even tries to talk about stuff he knows nothing about(kind of like Melmart). We have the news on all day here at work and he tries to talk to everyone about everything they talk about on the news. I swear he should be on talk radio cause he never Shuts the up.
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