What injury will Kobe "come back" from?

[ShoogarBear]

You know he isn't going to let Paul Pierce have the glory. This will be a poll . . .

[bigfundamental21]

I couldn't help but pick pregnancy because that is the kind of faker drama that I have come to expect.

[urunobili]

I couldn't help but pick pregnancy because that is the kind of faker drama that I have come to expect.

+1

[Kobayagi]

Lupus.

[Harry Callahan]

Sick minds thing alike

[J.T.]

Did the father ask if he could come on Kobe's face?

[J.T.]

I didn't know Jerry West's sperm count was high enough to father children. . .

[1Parker1]

I thought he already did... "two torn ligaments in his fingers"?

[picnroll]

Terminal narcissism.

[Marcus Bryant]

Yeast infection.

[Sigz]

rape

[1Parker1]

Terminal narcissism.

Again, I thought he "came back" from this, hence why he won the MVP.

[Southwest Texas Fan]

Hemorrhoids!

[florige]

Alzheimers. He will all of the sudden forget how to pass one game.

[1Parker1]

Alzheimers. He will all of the sudden forget how to pass one game.

We have a winner!!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Leprosy

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

h. a really, really, nasty paper cut (from signing the check to buy his wife another 4 mil diamond for his Laker girl affair)

[greywheel]

Two bad knees and a hip replacement performed at halftime of game 3.

[spurastic]

Kobe will start fumbling around yelling "I'm blind, I'm blind" but he will make "three" consecutive three pointers. After the game, Kobe states, "I just had to overcome my blindness for MY team". A medical review later reviewed that Kobe only suffered from selective blindness. He was unable to see his other teammates.

[shelshor]

In game 2's salute to the original members of the NBA, KoMe gets run over by the Providence Steamroller; he is so flattened that it takes gas from both his & Phil's egos to reanimate his body

Since KoMe's Munchausen Syndrome has already kicked in to cost the Flakies game 1, will it let them go down 0-3, before he tries to save the day?

[E20]

Aids ala magic.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Decapitation.

[Argiebabe]

Well... he has not found the way of coming back from the y angry wife disease... so the Vanessa virus is still winning the battle and it has costed a few millions to keep it from being worst...

[timvp]

Kobe will start fumbling around yelling "I'm blind, I'm blind" but he will make "three" consecutive three pointers. After the game, Kobe states, "I just had to overcome my blindness for MY team". A medical review later reviewed that Kobe only suffered from selective blindness. He was unable to see his other teammates.

Don't forget that after the third consecutive three-pointer he will turn to Van Gundy and Jackson and shrug his shoulders.

[Lake_show]

He's not trying to be like Ginobli.