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You should have deployed your funbags.
I'm the only one in the office right now, one of my co-workers is at a meeting downtown and another is out running errands. I had to pee so bad that I made a mad dash up the stairs to the bathroom. I waited for a few seconds in my normally empty bathroom for some group of girls to change into their westside hoochie clothes. I finished up and was on my way downstairs when my slingback heals caught the back of my jeans on the first step down. I tried to catch myself at the start of the fall but midway down I decided to give up....it was a good thing I have a big butt because if I didn't I would have not only hit both knees and shines, but my head! It made a huge thump and people from all three floors heard it. How embarassing! And now I'm telling all of you.Anyway. I sat and composed myself for a few seconds and came back to my office to look at my legs....I'm just glad i can walk! It hurt! Oh my gosh.
You should have deployed your funbags.
Not an option this go around.
if you need a massage...pm me...
Ash, you may want to take him up on that. Tomorrow you are going to feel like hammered !if you need a massage...pm me...
Big butt you say......
screw that.. get this on youtube!
What he said.
Pics or it didn't happen.
should have taken those ninja classes at junior college...
your a ing dumbass
boo hoo
I had to pee so bad that I made a mad dash up the stairs to the bathroom. I waited for a few seconds in my normally empty bathroom for some group of girls to change into their westside hoochie clothes.
I guess that's what you get for making fun of the Westside girls & their hoochie clothes, in your impure thoughts!
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