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Too bad you dont live in Cali. One of my friends from high school is a stripper and shes always hooking it up for events like these.
So we're having a bachelor weekend for a friend of ours in a couple of weeks and the group wants to hire some dancers.
We're going to be staying in Port Bolivar, TX, and the quote the organizer is getting from one place is about $640. Anybody know any places to call in the Houston/Galveston area? Anybody use a particular service they'd recommend?
Too bad you dont live in Cali. One of my friends from high school is a stripper and shes always hooking it up for events like these.
I thought maybe you were talking about wire strippers, but then I opened the thread.
So after you found out you were wrong you felt the need to tell us all how you were wrong?
What happened after that? I can't wait to hear.
damn for $640 i'd send my sister
(i don't have a sister)
Get some from your mother, man!
Just hire a bunch of hookers.
Go down to your nearest crack neighborhood, you can probalby scoop up 4 or 5 crack hoes and pay about $100 for the night. You can't go wrong. I highly reccomend the ones that either have no teeth or that can take their teeth out. You will never forget your experience.
This thread does not deliver.
Do they have to be Asian?
Hey, there's always false eyelash adhesive!
Huh?????
mouse can do the job for a pack 20....
who says a bachelor party has to have female strippers?
who knows ur friend might be getting married to cover up his gayness...
I want some dirty lesbian s at my bachelor party.
I don't know much about strippers, but I do know this ...
Don't marry one.
Don't take her home to mom.
and Don't leave your wallet unattended around one.
Who said anything about marriage???????? The guy needs some ho's for a batchelor party.
attended or unattended the really hot honeys will find a way to open it up and get what they want.
Then she saw that "johnsmith" posted some rude comment and she thought to herself "who's johnsmith?" And then she remembered that he's that dumbass who isn't worth paying much attention to so she clicked out of the thread, poured herself a tail and climbed in bed to dream about the Chopper.
The End.
Funny that's exactly how it was for me, up until the "climbed into bed" part!
I'll see who my friend got for the last bachelor party I attended. No bullet or C-section scars, that's the gold standard in H-town.
Pay a preliminary visit, or have a local friend pay a visit to a local strip club and find some dancers who will do independent work for you...depending on the distance you could find some for much cheaper, but best of all you get to see what to expect so that there aren't any 'unusual' surprises....
Whatever you end up doing, make sure the strippers bring dildos with them and use them on each other in front of the groom.
Oh, I thought this was about legal help.
Never mind!
Ill make some calls today for you and see if any of my friends in that area can hook you up.
What you say is obvious and true .... YET .... there's always some guy who will take the girl home to Mom, etc.
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