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It's a much funnier joke when Andy Reid tells it.
I fell for a big-time scam last week. I went to the mall, and as I'm pulling into my parking space, these two 18 year old hotties come bouncing up to my truck. Both wearing the Daisy Duke's and low-cut tops. One starts washing my windows with a rag and windex. The other came to my window and said "HI" while bending over. Obviously trying show me her breasts. It was impossible not to stare of course. When they were done with the windows, I thanked them and offered a tip. But they refused and asked for a ride to the Airport instead.
I agreed and told them to sit in the back seat. On the way to the airport I look in my rear-view mirror, and they're starting to have sex in my back seat! Long story short, one of them comes up to the front seat and starts performing oral sex on me, and stole the wallet out of my pants in the process.
I was robbed Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I couldn't find them on Saturday and Sunday.
Just thought I'd give you guys the heads up. Be careful.
It's a much funnier joke when Andy Reid tells it.
Not bad, but I saw the whole thing though. You still have your wallet don't you? C'mon, fess up, it's good for your soul.
So he's giving up his gig as Eagles coach to tour the stand-up comedy club circuit?
*sniffsniffsniff*For some reason I smell bull . Anyone else smell it, or is it just me?
Rafne rows me all the time.
I'd give my wallet up for head. I never carry in there, and my credit is so bad it is pointless to try and steal my iden y.
Agree. I'd give up my wallet for some oral from a hot chick.
That's a good one...
Im going to go buy like 10 wallets
That my friend is the smell of m
Let us know what area of town so we can look out for them.
In an avoiding kind of way of course.
On another note, does anyone know where I can buy cheap wallets in bulk?
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