Remember, I promised I'd help you mow the lawn? lol
Remember, I promised I'd help you mow the lawn? lol
, all you have to do is sit in a lawn chair in the front yard, and you'd get all kinds of offers to get it done for free!![]()
And then you and I just have to drink the Bloody Mary's![]()
Hope I can stay awake at work today.![]()
I had a crush on Lisa Loeb in the 90's...she perfected the sexy librarian look imo
Cracks me up that you can buy a whole wardrobe at HEB now![]()
That was a damn good puffy taco I just had.
Dammit, found a big, hairy, -buzzing, filthy fly in my honey jar
But I have another jar![]()
I have to take a big deuce, but I'm at the mall. Whenever it feels like one is coming out I sneeze it back in.
that's amazing. how do you get your nose right by your asshole?
Weird, just plain weird
Well thank god I have a very strong will, or else I would have ted by pants right in the Mall. I don't like going into Public restrooms, what i meant was that I suck it back in using my ass cheek muscles.
Ah. I see.
Im under dark psychosis.My latest was voices within telling me ""Go for it""
Play the lotto and scratch-offs.I did and won $100 but I have to keep on going.
i wish i was a school teacher during the summers
I'm ready for some football.
Been waiting since 6:30am for the rain to start (or at least a lunch invite)---guess it's time to accept my fate and go for my run![]()
Updated Harvey pics.![]()
WHERE?!?
You don't see them?![]()
Just visiting, glad I don't live here?
Now I do. Very nice. But I'll miss the pen in the mouth one. I'm quite mesmerized by a man with an oral fixation![]()
Why doesn't Avante just post all his in here?!
Also, bagel, cream cheese, peanut butter, banana. Delicious.
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