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..Do to my various threads over the years about pooping and wiping and general toiletries you might think that I'm living it up in the bathroom, but you'd be wrong. Truth is I'm having trouble with my stool. Sometimes it's some minor constipation and other times it's just pathetic excuses for turds.
I need help spurstalk. Wat do?!
eggs benedict
Try a hot beef injection.
Eat more roughage. Hope everything comes out ok for you.
Eat foods high in fiber.
Instead of worrying how to get better poops maybe you should focus on making the best of the poops you have. That's what winners do.
grapefruit, watermelon, oranges
also eat as much cheese as you can stomach. it's nature's laxative.
For real though, half the time it's not that you need to change what you're eating as how much you're drinking. The first and easiest solution to try is making sure you're getting enough water.
water and corrugated cardboard boxes
broccoli.
Lots of water everyday, NOT tap, all natural and organic foods, lots of fruits and vegetables every day, juicing once a day helps. No more processed foods. Daily exercise. Your body is your best doctor.
I always thought of needing more fiber when you have too much s/diarreah. I figured my problem was having too much fiber and it was making me constipated and my turds practically non existent
you this aint a game its my life
I drink water all day errday tbh. I have 3 reusable bottles I cycle through throughout the day
yeah why don't I go ahead and take out my life savings
Ok, well you might try one of the two week cleanse things from a healthfood store. The one I do every so often gives you two weeks worth of powder and pills. About 30 minutes before your first and last meal of the day, you mix the packet with water and drink it down. Doesn't taste bad at all but kind of gritty. Then you take three capsules right before you eat. A couple of days in, you will be VERY regular. Your poops will begin to come out firm but not coarse and fall out in once piece without hanging on. You'll barely have to even wipe.
By the end of the cleanse, you'll physically feel better and in some cases actually lose a little of your gut if you have one. While on the cleanse, you need to eat as healthy as possible. No alcohol, tobacco, etc. And try to limit sugar, wheat, and other processed foods.
Here's the one I use. You can usually find it at healthfood stores. If not, I'm sure there are several comparable products.
http://www.naturessunshine.com/us/pr.../sku-3993.aspx
and then CubanSucks, after going with this program you will be able to enjoy easy bowel movements filled with smug self-satisfaction.
Big handful of habaneros. Orange are better than green.
Um, fire in the hole!
I'm guessing you have colon cancer. Sorry.
constipation ain't an issue to me though. i might go 3-4 days w/o pooping and when i do poop in the end, i don't find nothing abnormal with my turds and i can get out of my anus just as smoothly as everyday, though sometimes i might have a hard time flushing it down the bucket.
but you should know there's something wrong in your bowels when your becomes viscous like mus . it's disgusting as and smells terrible, and it's very hard to wipe your ass clean using toilet paper when it happens, and some of its remnants will stick at the toilet wall even after flushing a couple of times. that's when you need some more fruits and vegetables on your diet imho
First of all niggra..........you should drop a deuce every day if you are normal in the bowel department. 3-4 without a dump? You probably have shat clogged all up in ya small intestines.........prime real estate for a cancer farm. Eat more collard greens, spinach, cabbage, polish it off with fruit salads and a tall glass of V8 niggra!!!!
^ I go at least 3 times a day, I don't know what you're talking about
Look...you've received decent advice already. Are you looking for a specific answer to fit your lifestyle? Having perfect stools isn't easy but if you're willing to make some sacrifices, then you can at least get on the right path. If you're just here to poke holes in everyone's recommendations and waste everyone's time, then off.
I was talking about Milton...........dude is more backed up than the 405 in LA.
Recycle it by eating it ?
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