Caption: 6/3/06

[Slinkyman]

Does dirk wear dentures or was his father actually a horse?

[Burn531]

^^^^

[MissAllThat]

all spurs fans are born with vast basketball knowledge....

Did I ever say that? I don't think I did. I know lots of stupid Spurs fans.

[mike detroit]

Funny, guys!

Okay, okay....now caption this one!

"this is the only clean shirt i own"

[Darrin]

Which once again proves my theory:
Germans love David Hasselhoff!

[Islymore]

To fine tune an earlier post, how about:

Reporter: "I'm sorry. We thought gay cavemen were extinct."
Stack: "Maybe next time do a little research."

NOW... THASS FUNNY!!!! Me and my sister call him CROMAGNUM MAN... lol... caveman.... ??

i also thot that JET/CUBAN "WE WON NIGGGAAA!!!" was funny too..

[TheSanityAnnex]

Yet another thread with Mavs fans telling Spurs fans how to behave. I know for a fact that Mavs fans are idiotic annoying morons, and I'm not just going by the ones on this board. I know lots of them in person, have been to Dallas several times and seen plenty more, etc. This is the same city that after SA won the NBA championship in 03 and I wanted a championship t-shirt pretended like they'd never heard of the NBA Championship. Which btw I thought was kind of funny, but seriously footlocker and champs and stores like that should have had some sort of shirt or Spurs jersey of some sort. They have that stuff in every other city in the country, even LA, why is Dallas so special. I did end up finding some at a random store in one of the surrounding cities and the best part of all was that I practically got all of my 03 gear for free because it was so ridiculously marked down. Funniest thing ever. I'd been going around offering to pay twice what one of the shirts was worth and yet I got a shirt and more for less than half. But back to Mavs fans, complete and utter trash. On the same level as the Ok. State fans that cheered whenever one of our players was injured during the game, or the USC fans that felt the need to yell horrible things at me in Cali, or the OU fans I encountered at my first texas-OU game. No, not every single Mavs fan is a worthless excuse for a human. There is a very very very VERY small handful of them that are actually worth talking to. Really nice people, but that small bunch is way overshadowed by the idiots we see on this board and are most likely to run into on the street. The # of good Mavs fans is about the # of fans they had before Cuban bought the team. Its not a big one.

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Do you really expect people to read this rant? Try implementing a paragraph here and there.

[Leetonidas]

It's the only sport they have, NBA and WNBA. They can't even get their nfl rent-a-team to stay.

Here we go with the city smack.

I don't know what your proud of, having some ty NFL team that hasn't done jack in years. The fact we don't have an NFL team is better because it brings a deeper appreciation for our Spurs and less bandwagoning, unlike the Mavs.

[MadDog73]

Here we go with the city smack.

I don't know what your proud of, having some ty NFL team that hasn't done jack in years. The fact we don't have an NFL team is better because it brings a deeper appreciation for our Spurs and less bandwagoning, unlike the Mavs.

Hmmm. So, we don't want another sport in San Antonio?

Fact is, we could handle having another sport here, and we will. The Dallas metroplex and Houston have had the numbers, but San Antonio and the surrounding area is growing faster than both.

It will only be a matter of time before we pick up some more teams... maybe even a team that leaves one of those cities... like the Chapparrals did so long ago.