The Official Trump is Doing Awesome Thread

[Spurminator]

Such pathetic fealty.

[boutons_deux]

Republicans, tired of "twisting themselves in pretzels,"

are finally done defending Trump

Republicans, tired of "twisting themselves in pretzels,"

are finally done defending Trump

it has become clear Republicans aren't defending Trump anymore.
"Republicans have just basically decided, as we put it in Playbook, almost to just pat him on the head – Pres. Trump that is – and move on with their day.

They're no longer really twisting themselves in pretzels to defend him,"

they're replying to reporters asking questions with, "we didn't really see that" or claiming they need more information.

While they still haven't moved to be brave enough to criticize Trump,

refusing to defend him is a huge step for Republicans

who protected the president from a legitimate impeachment investigation.

it appears Republicans are willing to make a deal with Democrats on police reform.

They agree that no-knock warrants should be banned as should the "choke-hold."

The fact that Republicans aren't trashing the Democrats' bill is evidence that the two parties are willing to work.

https://www.salon.com/2020/06/14/rep...-trump-report/

[ChumpDumper]

Qhris and Dennison ting themselves because 0.5% of Seattle has some squatters in it.

[ChumpDumper]

literally bragging about doing anyone with two legs can do ... you have to be a special kind of to support this get

that stupid mother er

[LkrFan]

[LkrFan]

literally bragging about doing anyone with two legs can do ... you have to be a special kind of to support this get

[LkrFan]

[lefty]

So Trump hired Tulsa actors off Craigslist?

[boutons_deux]

Revealed: The Family Member Who Turned on Trump

The president’s niece Mary Trump is set to publish a tell-all this summer—and

to reveal that she was a primary source for The New York Times’ investigation into Trump’s taxes.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mary-trump-donald-trumps-niece-is-writing-a-tell-all-book-that-details-how-she-leaked-tax-papers-to-nyt

[Reck]

So Trump hired Tulsa actors off Craigslist?

Minority ones at that.

[clambake]

Minority ones at that.

lol

[spurraider21]

literally bragging about doing anyone with two legs can do ... you have to be a special kind of to support this get

This reads like a real-life version of "Look Who's Talking"

whats next, is he gonna tweet about how he wiped his ass all by himself?

[boutons_deux]

[vy65]

So weird to see the great buttons shaming .. you're better than that guy

[boutons_deux]

So weird to see the great buttons shaming .. you're better than that guy

a is a . she sold her soft-core nakedness, not my problem

IIRC, she was stretched out naked on Trump's plane

[boutons_deux]

Mitch McConnell Gently Tells Trump Why He Can’t Fire Neil Gorsuch



WASHINGTON —In an Oval Office meeting described as “tense,” the Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, explained to Donald J. Trump why he cannot fire Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch.

According to sources, McConnell rushed to the White House after being informed of

Trump’s plan to terminate Gorsuch and replace him with the Fox News host Jeanine Pirro.
In the Oval Office, Trump adamantly told McConnell,

“When I hire someone, I have the right to fire him if he turns out to be a jerk.”

McConnell slowly and carefully explained that Supreme Court Justices are appointed for life, but Trump refused to accept this position.

“I can fire this Neil Gorsuch joker just like I fired Jeff Sessions and Gary Busey,”

Trump said, adding that

he planned to add a ramp outside the Supreme Court to speed Gorsuch’s departure.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mitch-mcconnell-gently-tells-trump-why-he-cant-fire-neil-gorsuch

[Millennial_Messiah]

If I were Barron Trump I'd have a serious oedipus complex... and try to act on it too

[DMX7]

Mitch McConnell Gently Tells Trump Why He Can’t Fire Neil Gorsuch



WASHINGTON —In an Oval Office meeting described as “tense,” the Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, explained to Donald J. Trump why he cannot fire Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch.

According to sources, McConnell rushed to the White House after being informed of

Trump’s plan to terminate Gorsuch and replace him with the Fox News host Jeanine Pirro.
In the Oval Office, Trump adamantly told McConnell,

“When I hire someone, I have the right to fire him if he turns out to be a jerk.”

McConnell slowly and carefully explained that Supreme Court Justices are appointed for life, but Trump refused to accept this position.

“I can fire this Neil Gorsuch joker just like I fired Jeff Sessions and Gary Busey,”

Trump said, adding that

he planned to add a ramp outside the Supreme Court to speed Gorsuch’s departure.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mitch-mcconnell-gently-tells-trump-why-he-cant-fire-neil-gorsuch

I actually didn't have a problem with him personally but the left had a right to be mad about what was essentially a supreme court seat stolen by the republicans. Republicans made a mockery of the cons ution be refusing to even have a hearing for an Obama nominee for that seat.

[DMX7]

Republicans, tired of "twisting themselves in pretzels,"

are finally done defending Trump

Republicans, tired of "twisting themselves in pretzels,"

are finally done defending Trump

it has become clear Republicans aren't defending Trump anymore.
"Republicans have just basically decided, as we put it in Playbook, almost to just pat him on the head – Pres. Trump that is – and move on with their day.

They're no longer really twisting themselves in pretzels to defend him,"

they're replying to reporters asking questions with, "we didn't really see that" or claiming they need more information.

While they still haven't moved to be brave enough to criticize Trump,

refusing to defend him is a huge step for Republicans

who protected the president from a legitimate impeachment investigation.

it appears Republicans are willing to make a deal with Democrats on police reform.

They agree that no-knock warrants should be banned as should the "choke-hold."

The fact that Republicans aren't trashing the Democrats' bill is evidence that the two parties are willing to work.

https://www.salon.com/2020/06/14/rep...-trump-report/

They want life boats off the sinking ship.

[boutons_deux]

U.S. Supreme Court snubs Trump on challenge to California 'sanctuary' laws



https://www.reuters.com/article/us-u...litics+News%29

[boutons_deux]

[Blake]

Minority ones at that.

Lol "community service"

Is that real?

[pgardn]

Draining the swamp:

https://apple.news/Asrhl8txESceam6poWrT5sQ

Red team and management of $


we want to make sure our tax money is used properly and we don’t go too deeply into debt

[ElNono]

Minority ones at that.

rofl

[boutons_deux]

Trump-friendly pollster gives him bad news as signs show some of his supporters are ‘exhausted’



, Trump got similarly bad news from a much friendlier source.

Just the News,

an outlet started by media ally John Solomon,

released a new survey with longtime pro-Trump pollster Scott

Rasmussen.

According to this poll,

Trump is 12 points behind Biden, 36-48. From totally fraudulent Trash-friendly so-called "pollster"

This is pretty devastating — it’s in territory that essentially guarantees

the electoral college won’t save Trump, and

even wide bands of a margin of error don’t help him much.

things are looking bleak for the president.

Rasmussen didn’t sugar coat it:

“There is no way to describe these numbers as anything but bad news for President Trump,” Rasmussen said.

“If the election were held today, he would lose … and lose badly.

The Republican majority in the Senate would certainly be at risk as well.”

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/trump-friendly-pollster-gives-him-bad-news-as-signs-show-some-of-his-supporters-are-exhausted/

"If I lose, I'll go do something else"