I remember getting a job with the LA Times (a million years ago) so I was looking for a place to live and I stayed at a Days Inn on Sunset.
I had driven for 13 hours and was dead, dead tired.
I check in and crash on the bed and I'm hearing all these noises in the room next to me.
It was crazy and it would go on for like 10 minutes and then all would go quiet and then it would cray for 15 minutes and this pattern went on for a couple hours before I just couldn't sleep.
It sounded like several people having loud sex.
I called the desk and complained. I was tired and grouchy. I get getting it on, but I wanted to sleep dammit!
The desk told me nobody was in that room.
Bull .
I told the desk I'm calling the cops.
Everything went quiet real quick.
Turned out they were filming a porno in the room and I was the lucky guy to get the room next to them.
My first night in LA.