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https://theonion.com/trump-still-pol...an-pedophiles/“Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000,” said polling analyst Lily Willis, explaining that Gallup’s results indicated that Trump’s agenda still spoke to the large number of Americans primarily concerned with kitchen table issues like whether or not they’ll be able to afford 13-year-old pros utes. “For sexual predators who molest kids paycheck to paycheck, Trump’s promise to jump-start the economy with tariffs remains extremely popular. Furthermore, the recent trend of lower gas prices has significantly eased the financial burden on pedophiles whose sex crimes often rely on trafficking children across state lines. Interestingly, while the poll demonstrated that Trump’s support has softened among rapists more broadly, his approval rating remains safely above water among the demographic of ephebophiles—those who, like Trump himself, are sexually attracted to teenagers.”
Trump gets lobbed a softball about "Russiagate" and immediately changes the subject to something he DEFINITELY DOESN'T THINK ABOUT.
