Free Quattro Razor

[Melmart1]

Melmart has been missed.

Awww, I missed you too

[CuckingFunt]

Melmart has been missed.

I was starting to think she didn't like us anymore.

[Melmart1]

What does everyone say about her?

yeah! what are all you es saying about me?

[Trainwreck2100]

What;s with all the skirts in the Q, it's become infested in my absense.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was starting to think she didn't like us anymore.

I was thinking the same thing.

[Melmart1]

I was starting to think she didn't like us anymore.

I had a death in the family, es. And now I am behind in my work and cranky and tired and yet I can't sleep. So here I am. Cheer me the up or something!

[midgetonadonkey]

yeah! what are all you es saying about me?

They all say you cut your bangs crooked.

[CuckingFunt]

What;s with all the skirts in the Q, it's become infested in my absense.

psst... stop referring to girls as an infestation and you just might get laid.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had a death in the family, es. And now I am behind in my work and cranky and tired and yet I can't sleep. So here I am. Cheer me the up or something!

This should cheer you up.

[Trainwreck2100]

psst... stop referring to girls as an infestation and you just might get laid.

In these last few weeks I have come to the realization that God hates me, and I'll never get laid.

[Melmart1]

What;s with all the skirts in the Q, it's become infested in my absense.

You are complaining about the presence of ladies? Could the reason you can't get laid be because you are chasing after the wrong gender, gayboy?

[Trainwreck2100]

This should cheer you up.

dammit if it didn't make me feel good.

[CuckingFunt]

I had a death in the family, es. And now I am behind in my work and cranky and tired and yet I can't sleep. So here I am. Cheer me the up or something!

I'm very sorry to hear that.

Alas, my most effective methods for cheering someone up really aren't done justice over the 'net.

[CuckingFunt]

This should cheer you up.

s are nowhere near as much fun if all you've got to do to see them is look down.

[Trainwreck2100]

You are complaining about the presence of ladies? Could the reason you can't get laid be because you are chasing after the wrong gender, gayboy?

I have neither the impecable fashion sense or disposable income to be an effective sexual.

[midgetonadonkey]

In these last few weeks I have come to the realization that God hates me, and I'll never get laid.

a fat chick dude. What the . If you are really that desperate you would lose all standards. A wet hole is a wet hole.

[Melmart1]

This should cheer you up.

[CuckingFunt]

I have neither the impecable fashion sense or disposable income to be an effective sexual.

Shouldn't matter. I know several sexuals, and very few of them are effective.

[midgetonadonkey]

You don't think her s are hot??

[Trainwreck2100]

a fat chick dude. What the . If you are really that desperate you would lose all standards. A wet hole is a wet hole.

NO FAT CHICKS!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

NO FAT CHICKS!!!!

Are you sure you aren't gay?

[CuckingFunt]

NO FAT CHICKS!!!!

Awwww. Poor fat chicks.

[Melmart1]

I am reasonably sure one of my roommates is gay and he is a slob with no fashion sense. You wouldnt be a good Gay, but , you aren't a good Hetero, either.

[RashoFan]

Da Mother Fing, come from behind BEARS!!!!!

[Trainwreck2100]

Are you sure you aren't gay?

I found the chick with the boobs arousing.