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Why not? Don't you think Jesus would understand being hungover? He did make water to wine. I'm sure there was a night or two where he was home bored, nothing on tv, none of his friends were on myspace and he just decided to turn that gallon of water in the fridge into some high powered wine. He drinks it and then decides he's ready for another drink so he turns his second gallon of water into wine and ends up finishing it and passing out. He wakes the next morning with a killer headache and then he realizes he has to be at temple to heal some blind people. So he throws on his shades, brushes his teeth and goes to heal kids a little hungover. Don't you think that is possible?
Posts that sound like Sam Kinison rants forum.
I wish I could be as brilliant as Kinison.
What the ? Where is everyone?
you scared them all off.
3 margaritas and a ticket to the spurs game on Saturday
Did you have to swallow for the ticket or were you permitted to spit?3 margaritas and a ticket to the spurs game on Saturday
If they were scared, they are pussies.
I'm not scared.
Melmart is a legend.
A legendary bisexual. Not even Jesus could eat better pussy than Melmart.
I took Jess to an expensive restraunt tonight with a backwards cap on. you yuppies.
You should've walked in with one of your nuts hanging out of your zipper. That would've shown them.
But then we couldn't have eaten. And I was hungry.
I made artichoke and leek soup homemade. I ate it in my chair, watching Grey's Anatomy. Not a fancy restaurant but it was damn good.
My roommate is very loudly singing along to that song from "Urban Cowboy" or whatever that movie was. He can't carry a tune. It's funny for about ten minutes then I just want to pound on his door and tell him to shut the up.
Fancy resturants are overrated. We're eating healthy now though, so I can't just go grab a Whataburger. Do you know how sad this makes me?
I ate a bag of chicharrones for dinner.
Oh, that. Just shoot him. Is he ing drunk?
The Official Meal of la Revoluccion.
No, he doesnt drink and the only alcohol in the house is the four beers I have in the fridge, which are still there. I checked, just in case.
I ate McDonalds twice today. I'm going to die soon. I predict it. I guess I will be dead before 08/29/08. Can we get a vbookie on this??
I could use a couple of more beers right now.
I have Shiner Hefeweizen. Good , goes down really smooth. I tried this one organic beer last week and it was total crap. One of the nastiest beers ever, and I have tried just about every nasty beer imaginable.
Speaking of alcohol, tomorrow I am going to a birthday party and I need to figure out what bottles to go buy. Any suggestions? I have a craving for so many I can't decide.
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