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Chuck Norris fears no one, or fears nothing.
But one day while looking in the mirror he saw Manu's image.... Norris collapsed and vowed never to produce another Walker Texas Ranger episode again....
Damm you're good!
Chuck Norris fears no one, or fears nothing.
But one day while looking in the mirror he saw Manu's image.... Norris collapsed and vowed never to produce another Walker Texas Ranger episode again....
The same game where he made that sick scoop shot on Brad Miller...
Manu once posted in the political forum how GWB rules . . . and boutons and nbadan agreed.
Ginobili needs his beard back.
If dyed it blond, we'd have Jesus.
This is by far the most outrageous power anyone here has given Manu....
I'd believe every other one-liner before I believed this one....
Ginobili was never born a lefty. He willed it.
Ginobili taught David Robinson, Beno Udrih, NVE, Nate Archibald, Larry Bird, Calbert Cheaney, Chris Mullen, Bill Russell, Bill Walton and Lenny Wilkins and Lamar Odom to be lefties.
Manu once had a debate with chump until chump was left without a one liner come back.
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Manu converted Manny and Scott to Christianity
(and Pheno to Catholicism)
Manu said "Do it!" and all the Argentines b-ball fans fell in love with Tony Parker.
After a wave of Manu's right hand, whottt never posted more than three words per post.
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no one can resist manu. that's why he married many.
When Manu lets his afro grow, even Ben Wallace cuts his hair.
There are 20' alligators in every cities sewer system that has an NBA team because they drink manu's urine when he comes to play in their city.
I thought Larry Bird was right handed.
He was..... Manu told him to play left handed or retire...... We all know his decision.
A TONED DOWN version of Manu when he is mad....
http://www.dailymotion.com/tag/fu/vi...ul-kung-fu-man
Lesson: Dont piss off Manu.....
Manu is actually right handed. He plays left handed to try and make it fair.
In E=MC˛, M is for Manu.
"Manu doesn't play basketball. He makes basketball."
The city of LA tried to pass a bill for that "from sewage to tap water" purification process after they realized Manu would visit at least 3,4 times a year when playing the clippers, Lakers-- thus likely to take a dump in the city of LA every 6 months.
When a brawl broke at the Palace between Spurs and Pistons players, the fans through glasses of beer at Rasheed, Hamilton, Prince and Billups.
haha- that was cute.
Manu made Manny shop at Wal-Mart.......
and like it!
Manu made Manny shop at Wal-Mart.......
and like it!
Chuck Norris? Manu had followers way before Chuck, and far more, and they were talking of him way before, and treated him like the god he is. What? You do not believe me? Check this outOK...no one can google chuck norris no more...time for NEW ones...getting rid of all chuck ones in a single shot
The Laws of Manu
Here you have the beginning of this Sacred Text
And this is real, not the crap you guys put together :P1. The great sages approached Manu, who was seated with a collected mind, and, having duly worshipped him, spoke as follows:
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