It was time for him to hang em up, every game I've gone to, he's never made it home before getting tackled
I have it on good authority that the Puffy Taco is essentially going to retire and the primary mascot for the Missions will be the Ballapeno.
This is a sad day, my friends.
It was time for him to hang em up, every game I've gone to, he's never made it home before getting tackled
Is the rumor true that the Puffy Taco is being canned because he was always on the sauce?
The Puffy Taco is dead!
Long Live the Pink Taco!
"Eating Out has never been so good"
Last edited by boutons_; 10-14-2006 at 02:07 PM.
A puffy taco is a sign of infection.
I WIll Nevr Retire You sons of es!!! ANd If i ever catch one of those little Brats that keeps Tackling me i will give them an Ole fashion Ass Whoopin!!
And yes... I am A drunk!!!!
i love puffy tacos. Would someone like to go out with me and get some? i don't socialize much but i promise not to stare too much.
And also a cause of camel toe.
One of my friends will be so disappointed -- she loved to ask Puffy Taco if she could see his meat.
the ballapeno is one scary mascot.
That sucks.
Ballapeno....the Puffy Taco rules.
I hope they send him out in a blaze of glory. The way I would do it:
As per the usual routine Henry gets taken down only feet away from home by a young child. And the crowd goes wild, until they realize after a moment that the Puffy Taco isn't moving. Missions' trainers come charging out on the field and frantically try revive him. They are still performing chest compressions when a EMS helicopter lands in left field to airlift him out of there. The Missions later announce that due to the repeated traumatic impact of being tackled night in, night out for so many years, Henry died of a ruptured pico de gallbladder.
Baseball is next, I hope!![]()
Time the freaking game and make it interesting for gosakes!![]()
Baseball is America's greatest game.
But I guess watching cars go around in circles is real exciting.![]()
He's not dying...I think he's just taking a limited role with some new changes happening at The Wolff.
I guess Henry is going upscale. He just moved to a new location from the old Bandera road (ex-lubys) location. Anyone know where he moved to?
They can't do away with my Primo!!!
Bandera and Wurzbach in what used to be the Black Eyed Pea & a few other resturaunts. I've been once in the new one and it's a nice setup. They didn't change it much from the setup thet last time I was in that building (I don't even remember what the name of that eatery was).
I'M HUNGRY
There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)