I don't know if you guys ever read the AM Jump on Page 2 on ESPN, but DJ Gallo writes on Monday, Wed, & Friday and he's one of the funniest guys I've ever read. He served up another instant classic today:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/amjump
Chris Henry, who led the Bengals in arrests last season with four
Good news for the Colts: Peyton Manning's bruised right thumb reportedly did not affect his ability to throw the ball in practice yesterday. In other positive Manning family thumb news, Archie soaked Eli's thumb in vinegar before bed last night to try to put an end to his thumb-sucking. And it worked! Next up for little Eli: potty training and reading defenses.
# Odds on how Chris Henry is spending his two days in jail:
# 100 to 1 Getting in good with the warden by doing his taxes
# 5 to 1 Painting the new black and orange Bengals wing of the prison
# 2 to 1 Learning about new criminal activities
i got my money on
Painting the new black and orange Bengals wing of the prison
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