Caption This

[pussyface]

So having a picture of an actor on a message board is gay to you? gay in the sexual, "two guys butt ing" sense of the word?

If so, then you've got some serious issues and insecurities about your own sexuality. I hope you figure it out.

"an actor"? sure, there is no argument there.
but come on, how bout someone with some balls? give me a ing bobby deniro or a brando or some ya know? if yr gonna go Departed, its gotta be jack right?

whatever happened to guys being cool? prettyboy "leo" certainly ain't it.

i would estimate that you could classiffy at least 95% of people who go around posting leonardo dicaprio's picture all over the internet as love-struck school girls or sexual gentlemen.

[mardigan]

"an actor"? sure, there is no argument there.
but come on, how bout someone with some balls? give me a ing bobby deniro or a brando or some ya know? if yr gonna go Departed, its gotta be jack right?

whatever happened to guys being cool? prettyboy "leo" certainly ain't it.

i would estimate that you could classiffy at least 95% of people who go around posting leonardo dicaprio's picture all over the internet as love-struck school girls or sexual gentlemen.

Dude in his defense, Leo is pretty ing tough in that movie, maybe not Taxi Driver tough, but Leo kicks ass in that movie. Then again, I dont know if this even needs to be defended

[monosylab1k]

how bout someone with some balls?

I would say that Dicaprio's performance had more "balls" than anybody else's in the film.

if yr gonna go Departed, its gotta be jack right?

His performance was the worst and most caricature in the movie. Not that he did a bad job. Just that everyone else brought their A-game, and Jack decided to be the Joker again.

i would estimate that you could classiffy at least 95% of people who go around posting leonardo dicaprio's picture all over the internet as love-struck school girls or sexual gentlemen.

then I guess i'm in the 5%. but seriously, if you think posting a leonardo dicaprio picture makes you gay, you've got serious issues with your own sexuality.

I know i'm not gay. I know that nothing I do will ever turn me gay. A truly heterosexual man could post a picture of leo, could talk to a gay guy, could sleep in the same bed as a gay guy, and none of that will ever turn him gay because he's not gay and never will be.

Someone who is so insecure with his own sexuality that he FEARS becoming gay is the one that thinks something as meaningless as putting a picture of Leonardo Dicaprio as his avatar will somehow offer some insight as to whether a man is gay or not.

Hope you get those issues resolved.

[pussyface]

although i agree with you in yr assesment of the departed, it'll never be cool to avatar it up with leo in a heterosexual male context. jack is quintessentially cool where dicaprio is fundamentally a hollywood thespian pussy.
lets not neglect back catalogue here altogether...jack's legacy is easy rider. leo's is anic, ya know?
its a stark contrast indeed.

[monosylab1k]

although i agree with you in yr assesment of the departed, it'll never be cool to avatar it up with leo in a heterosexual male context. jack is quintessentially cool where dicaprio is fundamentally a hollywood thespian pussy.
lets not neglect back catalogue here altogether...jack's legacy is easy rider. leo's is anic, ya know?
its a stark contrast indeed.

say what you will...to say that leo's legacy is anic is pretty ridiculous, but whatever. i guess he'll never live that one down.

funny that you compared yourself to roger ebert, seeing as how he's the carlos mencia of movie critics.

[pussyface]

funny that you compared yourself to roger ebert, seeing as how he's the carlos mencia of movie critics.

i vehemently disagree with you on this one. ebert is the greatest contribitor to film criticism that we have.

although you won't always agree with him, when you read his reviews you will always understand where he is coming from and how he arrived at his opinion.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

do you honestly think that the level of humor expressed on this thread is not mencia-esque if not even worse?

i'd like to hear you make the case that caption-humor (as presented herein) operates on some kind of a higher/more relavant/subversive level than that awful tv show. both are obvious examples of embarassingly ty humor on public display.

This isn't a stand up act. We are just having fun; and BTW humor is subjective, so quit acting like you hold a universally accepted opinion.

I thought Spurs fan in exile had a funny one; it cracked me up. And so what if it didn't, or anyones for that matter.

[Roxsfan]

Yao: "I am going to jump up here and close my eyes next to this tiny basketball so that this pic can be uploaded to a message-board and people can have their caption contest and pussy face and dicaprio avatar guy can argue about whether or not the responses are lame and if it is ok for pussy face to look down on the poster and ohh also that pussyface and dicaprio-boy can argue about which one is a more of a pole-polisher and hopefully nobody notices that I look like I have an erection which has actually been mentioned on clutchfansroxs website and somebody there had a caption contest and said that I had a boner and this is the longest run on quote in the world and this is not funny and whomever read all this bullshiiit is an idiot. Yes You. Even the scan readers." :