Homework on a Sunday after spring break blows.
An exam on the Monday after spring break blows even more.
Stupid teachers blow the most.
Just now at McDonalds, the cashier guy gave me ax extra large fry for free and no apparent reason.
Then last night at the Spurs game, a guy was hitting on me. I didn't like that though because he was trying to talk to me in the midst of the Spurs big comeback.
What sort of guy isn't totally into the game at that point.
Not one I would date.![]()
Now what doesn't scream love like french fry grease?
Angel, you need to be like me. If I see a prospective date that doesn't meet my standards, I just lower my standards.
Alright, that got a laugh out of not just me, but my friend Adam, too.
Wow a whole french fry. He must like you.
I guess he really wanted her to have his fry.
It was extra large. I wonder if he was trying to tell her something.
he's compensating for something with his extra large fry handing out escapades.
You guys are awful.
Yeah, yeah, but it's only 'cause we can't make the jokes in person.
And I did make the material available by my post so I guess I am an accomplice to your crimes against humor.![]()
Jokes on you... how you like it?![]()
It's times like these I need Billy's Rasho voice recorded on the internets.
I have many plastic cups.
But are they filled with alcohol?
You should use them to fashion a helmet.
Or a kicky new spring hat.
People who complain about it blow even more.
But I won't hold it against you because I have a test tomorrow too.
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Last edited by ashbeeigh; 03-18-2007 at 11:26 PM.
y'all are all s
I'm trying to come up with a Haiku ode to Steel Reserve..... but I am too ing drunk to think straight.
As seen by my uncharacteristic perfect typing.
since you are the biggest virgin of all time..
and I can't believe I have been slow here for so long and I still have more posts than you.![]()
TW: you are truly a ST legend.
this is the perfect time to get OWG to cyber with me... hit up my aim darlin.
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