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  1. #1426
    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    Homework on a Sunday after spring break blows.

    An exam on the Monday after spring break blows even more.

    Stupid teachers blow the most.
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  2. #1427
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i can't believe jmann seriously plays a wii
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  3. #1428
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Just now at McDonalds, the cashier guy gave me ax extra large fry for free and no apparent reason.

    Then last night at the Spurs game, a guy was hitting on me. I didn't like that though because he was trying to talk to me in the midst of the Spurs big comeback.
    What sort of guy isn't totally into the game at that point.
    Not one I would date.
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  4. #1429
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Just now at McDonalds, the cashier guy gave me ax extra large fry for free and no apparent reason.

    Then last night at the Spurs game, a guy was hitting on me. I didn't like that though because he was trying to talk to me in the midst of the Spurs big comeback.
    What sort of guy isn't totally into the game at that point.
    Not one I would date.
    Now what doesn't scream love like french fry grease?
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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Just now at McDonalds, the cashier guy gave me ax extra large fry for free and no apparent reason.

    Then last night at the Spurs game, a guy was hitting on me. I didn't like that though because he was trying to talk to me in the midst of the Spurs big comeback.
    What sort of guy isn't totally into the game at that point.
    Not one I would date.

    Angel, you need to be like me. If I see a prospective date that doesn't meet my standards, I just lower my standards.
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  6. #1431
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Angel, you need to be like me. If I see a prospective date that doesn't meet my standards, I just lower my standards.
    Alright, that got a laugh out of not just me, but my friend Adam, too.
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  7. #1432
    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    Just now at McDonalds, the cashier guy gave me ax extra large fry for free and no apparent reason.

    Then last night at the Spurs game, a guy was hitting on me. I didn't like that though because he was trying to talk to me in the midst of the Spurs big comeback.
    What sort of guy isn't totally into the game at that point.
    Not one I would date.
    Wow a whole french fry. He must like you.
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  8. #1433
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Wow a whole french fry. He must like you.
    I guess he really wanted her to have his fry.
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  9. #1434
    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    I guess he really wanted her to have his fry.
    It was extra large. I wonder if he was trying to tell her something.
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  10. #1435
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    he's compensating for something with his extra large fry handing out escapades.
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  11. #1436
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    You guys are awful.
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  12. #1437
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    You guys are awful.
    Yeah, yeah, but it's only 'cause we can't make the jokes in person.
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  13. #1438
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    And I did make the material available by my post so I guess I am an accomplice to your crimes against humor.
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  14. #1439
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    And I did make the material available by my post so I guess I am an accomplice to your crimes against humor.
    Hey!
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  15. #1440
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Jokes on you... how you like it?
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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Jokes on you... how you like it?
    It's times like these I need Billy's Rasho voice recorded on the internets.
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  17. #1442
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I have many plastic cups.
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  18. #1443
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    I have many plastic cups.
    But are they filled with alcohol?
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  19. #1444
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I have many plastic cups.
    You should use them to fashion a helmet.

    Or a kicky new spring hat.
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  20. #1445
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    It's times like these I need Billy's Rasho voice recorded on the internets.

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  21. #1446
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Homework on a Sunday after spring break blows.

    An exam on the Monday after spring break blows even more.
    People who complain about it blow even more.

    But I won't hold it against you because I have a test tomorrow too.

    *EDITED
    Last edited by ashbeeigh; 03-18-2007 at 11:26 PM.
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  22. #1447
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    y'all are all s
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  23. #1448
    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    I'm trying to come up with a Haiku ode to Steel Reserve..... but I am too ing drunk to think straight.



    As seen by my uncharacteristic perfect typing.
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  24. #1449
    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    since you are the biggest virgin of all time..


    and I can't believe I have been slow here for so long and I still have more posts than you.

    TW: you are truly a ST legend.
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  25. #1450
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    this is the perfect time to get OWG to cyber with me... hit up my aim darlin.
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