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Slider: You're such an asshole Goose. Whose asses did you have to kiss to get here?
Goose: Well the list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: So's my johnson.
What is yours?
Here's mine:
Charlie: So lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick: Well, we...
Goose: Thank you.
Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bull .
Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted.
Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
Maverick: Yes ma'am.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: Um, about 2 meters.
Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.
Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!
Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
[gestures apprpriately]
Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
Goose: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Some other classics:
Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
Maverick: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.
Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Maverick: Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby.
Air Boss Johnson: That's a negative Ghost rider, the pattern is full.
Viper: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
Wolfman: Holy , it's Viper!
Goose: Viper's up here, great... oh ...
Maverick: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy , it's Maverick and Goose."
Goose: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.
Carole: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me, honey.
Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.
Maverick: [spots Charlie for the first time] She's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: She's lo...
[catches up]
Goose: No she hasn't.
Maverick: Yes she has.
Goose: [objecting] She's not lost that lo...
Maverick: Goose, she's lost it man.
[walks off]
Goose: [to Mav] Come on!
[to himself]
Goose: Aw sh... I hate it when she does that.
Stinger: They gave you your choice of duty son, anything, anywhere. Do you believe that ? Where do you think you wanna go?
Maverick: I thought of being an instructor, sir.
Stinger: Top Gun?
Maverick: Yes, sir.
Stinger: God help us.
Merlin: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!
Maverick: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin.
Merlin: You're gonna do WHAT?
Maverick: Jesus Christ, and you think I'm reckless? When I fly, I'll have you know that my crew and my plane come first.
Charlie: Well, I am going to finish my sentence, Lieutenant. My review of your flight performance was right on.
Maverick: Is that right?
Charlie: That is right, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your flying, Maverick, but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone in the tax trailer would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.
Slider: You're such an asshole Goose. Whose asses did you have to kiss to get here?
Goose: Well the list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: So's my johnson.
Stinger: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog out of Hong Kong!
Maverick: Yes sir!
If I had to watch one, and only one movie the rest of my life, Top Gun would be it.
definitely a classic
Goose: Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot !
do you know how i know your gay?...
Is it really that good?
I've never seen the movie.
Oh, damn.
I love that movie.
I said to Hollywood, "Where did he go?"
He said, "Where did who go?"
I saw that movie oh about 10 times, it was great!
Quote or sonnet?
I feel the need, the need for speed.
Its one of those movies that get infinately better after the 10th or 11th time you've seen it.
"take me to bed or lose me forever"
Top Gun is a classic.
You just love the volleyball scene don't you hahahah
I use this one all the time
Wolfman: Holy , it's Viper!
Goose: Viper's up here, great... oh ...
Maverick: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy , it's Maverick and Goose."
Goose: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.
I was ok with most of Tom's work prior to his going insane.
I really need to get this movie on DVD ... I saw it at best buy, maybe I'll pick it up on the way home today.
ayyy yo playing with some boys
"Jester" (Michael Ironside)...You Are Out of Here Wild Pony....
I was thinking the exact same thing.
I no longer feel the need to repay him for getting compared to NorCal.
I realize this is sacrilege amongst people in my age group, but you could not pay me to sit through Top Gun again. I rented it shortly after it first was released on VHS and even my then monumental crush on Val Kilmer was barely enough to hold my interest.
TSA has a man crush on Tom Cruise......................
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