Free Quattro Razor (5)

[CuckingFunt]

You know, I never fully unpacked when I moved to San Angelo. I was there for just under three months.

I was in my last house for eight years, and I always thought that I'd fully unpacked because I didn't have anymore boxes.

As I was packing this time, however, I discovered that I didn't so much unpack as I did randomly throw in the tons of built in cabinets/closets I had.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And a bunch unmarked VHS tapes, for some reason. I bet they were disappointed when they discovered that they contained nothing but videotaped shows/specials and NOT homemade girl-on-girl action.

, I'm a little disappointed they didn't find any homemade girl-on-girl action.

[CuckingFunt]

, I'm a little disappointed they didn't find any homemade girl-on-girl action.

I'm smart enough to not let the friends help pack the good stuff.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm smart enough to not let the friends help pack the good stuff.

I lost so much porn on my last move.

I'm still pissed off at that.

[Soul_Patch]

I lost so much porn on my last move.

I'm still pissed off at that.

Why own porn, when you have the internet.

[ORION]

man some one made bacon in the microwave and now I'm ready to eat my own foot with hot sauce

[peewee's lovechild]

So, last night I was masturbating with my left hand and I found out that I'm quite ambidexterous.

I'm impressed with myself.

[ORION]

So, last night I was masturbating with my left hand and I found out that I'm quite ambidexterous.

I'm impressed with myself.

did you know that if you cut off the circulation to your hand until it goes numb it will feel like someone else is doing it

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So, last night I was masturbating with my left hand and I found out that I'm quite ambidexterous.

I'm impressed with myself.

Congratulations on your new found abilities.

[Paco Aguilar]

and then jason says

[Paco Aguilar]

did you know that if you cut off the circulation to your hand until it goes numb it will feel like someone else is doing it

i like to call it a stranger

[ORION]

i like to call it a stranger

you like to call it a miracle because it would be a miracle if a woman would get that close

[CuckingFunt]

So, last night I was masturbating with my left hand and I found out that I'm quite ambidexterous.

I'm impressed with myself.

I'm pretty ambidextrous in most other things, but strictly a righty when it comes to masturbation.

[Soul_Patch]

this guy at work told me about filling a large ziplock with warm water...sticking it between your matress and the boxsprings, and dowsing it with lotion...then...go to town on it i guess.


i then stopped talking to said guy at work...


then i tried it...


no really i didnt, but why didnt i ever think of that?

[leemajors]

http://www.dirtyscottsdale.com/

[Soul_Patch]

wtb tickets to scottsdale.

[peewee's lovechild]

wtb tickets to scottsdale.

Where exactly is that and how do I get there?????!!!!!!!????

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm pretty ambidextrous in most other things, but strictly a righty when it comes to masturbation.

I could certainly use your right hand right now.

[midgetonadonkey]

White chicks are s.

[peewee's lovechild]

White chicks are s.

From your mouth to god's ears.

I'm banking on this being true.

[CuckingFunt]

I could certainly use your right hand right now.

Sorry. It's busy.

[CuckingFunt]

White chicks are s.

Not all of them.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry. It's busy.

Well, then I'll settle for your left hand.

[peewee's lovechild]

Not all of them.

True, but I am.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, then I'll settle for your left hand.

'Fraid my arm's not quite long enough to reach Texas.