Free Quattro Razor (5)

[peewee's lovechild]

And to think, I was willing to let you have the "PeeWee Experience".

[midgetonadonkey]

ing Houston Texan sucker!!!!

I said it today during lunch when Jin Ju was looking at my crotch.
You're just regurgitating what I said.

You sad, pathetic .

You are a sad pathetic thinking Jin Ju even noticed your ass. She uses you for cigs man. Nothing more.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are a sad pathetic thinking Jin Ju even noticed your ass. She uses you for cigs man. Nothing more.

She's always staring at my crotch.

She's heard about the legend that is PeeWee's LoveChild.

[midgetonadonkey]

She's always staring at my crotch.

She's heard about the legend that is PeeWee's LoveChild.

Don't you mean the legend of the premature ejaculating man?

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't you mean the legend of the premature ejaculating man?

Same legend.

But, she wants a piece of it anyway.

They all do.

[midgetonadonkey]

Same legend.

But, she wants a piece of it anyway.

They all do.

They, meaning all the gay males on campus, do. You are right about that.

[CuckingFunt]

Don't you mean the legend of the premature ejaculating man?

Now that would make a fantastic song le.

A ballad.

In the style of Johnny Cash.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now that would make a fantastic song le.

A ballad.

In the style of Johnny Cash.

" o. I'm Johnny Cash."

(Folsom Prison goes crazy)

"This one's called The Ballad of the Premature Ejaculating Man."

(Cheers and whoops)

chicka-boom,chicka-bum,chicka-boom, chicka-bum . . .

[CuckingFunt]

" o. I'm Johnny Cash."

(Folsom Prison goes crazy)

"This one's called The Ballad of the Premature Ejaculating Man."

(Cheers and whoops)

chicka-boom,chicka-bum,chicka-boom, chicka-bum . . .

That would be so awesome that the stage would implode.

[midgetonadonkey]

Johnny Cash is worthless white trash. I'm glad he got the cancer.

[peewee's lovechild]

Johnny Cash is worthless white trash. I'm glad he got the cancer.

I thought he died of Parkinsons or something like that.

[peewee's lovechild]

That would be so awesome that the stage would implode.

There is no stage ever created that could hold such awesomeness.

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought he died of Parkinsons or something like that.

No matter what he got, he deserved it for being Anglo.

[midgetonadonkey]

They stole our land puto!!

[CuckingFunt]

There is no stage ever created that could hold such awesomeness.

Not even Red Rocks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Forced our jente to be Americanos.

[CuckingFunt]

They stole our land puto!!

Your land was already stolen before any of my Anglo ancestors got here.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your land was already stolen before any of my Anglo ancestors got here.

I'm Native American, so I have the only right to !!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

It's not even funny how many truly depraved things I could do to/with Jason Statham.

Seriously.

We're talking things that are probably illegal in several states.

And require harnesses.

And electrodes.

[peewee's lovechild]

My great, great, great grandfather used to own all of Kansas.

[CuckingFunt]

My great, great, great grandfather used to own all of Kansas.

My great, great grandfather came over from Sicily because he was fleeing the mafia.

[peewee's lovechild]

Seriously.

We're talking things that are probably illegal in several states.

And require harnesses.

And electrodes.

Jason Statham will die at my hands.

I will show him no mercy.

Mother er has taken my dreams from me.

I want to do the electrode thing with you.

JASON STATHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Jason Statham will die at my hands.

I will show him no mercy.

Mother er has taken my dreams from me.

I want to do the electrode thing with you.

JASON STATHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

I never said that I'd ONLY do those things with Jason Statham.

Just said that if I happen to run into him one day, it's on.

[midgetonadonkey]

All my family wanted to do was live in Benavides Texas and live on their ranch. They were forced to be American and then forced to pay taxes and other bull that came with it.

[peewee's lovechild]

My great, great grandfather came over from Sicily because he was fleeing the mafia.

My great, great grandfather left Kansas to the white people because he got tired of all the ing tornadoes.

His last words were: "Mahal Eta Befad Cal Mea"

Which means: " these mother ing tornadoes!"