i want to punch that walrus just to see what it feels like... looks like a fresh turd.
not saying that i'd also want to punch a fresh turd... but, ya know.
Infomercials are extremely entertaining.
i want to punch that walrus just to see what it feels like... looks like a fresh turd.
not saying that i'd also want to punch a fresh turd... but, ya know.
also looks like it'd make a great bean bag. the guy on top looks like he's having the time of his life.
Conclusion: jman wants to recline in a giant fresh turd.
I wish I knew how I can get one of those free Quattro razors.
To use on your back hair?
I have a Man Groomer for that.
Dude, you almost cut your off with the man groomer and now you want a Quattro Razor??
that, you'd probably slice your balls off.
Not that there's much to cut off in that area anyway.
this thread still lives?
I totally almost had a heart attack just now. I heard Grey Holiday on the radio. http://www.greyholiday.com
Everyone should listen to them.
I just bit the out of the inside of my cheek.
I can tell it's going to be the type that swells just enough for me to keep on inadvertently biting it over the next couple of days.
Maybe my avatar cursed me.
Probably.
I need an avatar to give me luck in tonight's late night poker game. I've had my ass handed to me the past two weeks and I'm not about to lose again.
I'd do alot more than that to your cheek.
I went to Sam's Burger Joint and saw a band tonight.
The band was so ing Emo that Emo Jesus would have creamed his pants upon seeing them.
It was pathetic and I felt like throwing a slow burning fuel on them and lighting them on fire.
I had nothing but pure evil thoughts as I saw them attempt to play music.
Where are you playing poker these days? And thanks for inviting us
I forgot that my brother in law bought an extra Parrot's Bay.
I'm enjoying it now.
I probably should stop but the little devil on my left shoulder says, " it. Just drink it all." The little angel on my left shoulder says, "Hurumph, ssschouldfff stopp[\ed but so good, so good." I think Mr. Angel is a little drungk.
I love it when right shoulder angel is drunk.
Right shoulder angel is funner when he's drunkg.
Right shoulder angel looks like Perter Griffin.
Come to think of ti, left shoulder angle looks like Peter Griffin too.
Both those bas s are trying to con me out of my Parrot's Bay.
Where's Jimny Cricket wheyn hyou need him.
Alcohol helps clean your insides.
Your kidneys will thank you.
Your liver will .
But, livers are s.
That's why they have worts.
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