The PeeWee has a massive hang over.
Liver worts are funny.
The PeeWee has a massive hang over.
Did you down all that alcohol you spoke of last night?
There is nothing left.
I feel my eyes wanting to pop out of thier sockets.
sometimes I wonder if that's the best feeling in the world or the worst feeling in the world. Then I realize its the worst.
I thought I had sex with a beautiful woman . . . only to wake up naked on a stained couch.
Liqour is cruel mistress.
Where are you playing poker these days? And thanks for inviting us
It's a game with some guys from work that I was invited to last fall and we started picking it up again over the last month.
First few hands, I did really well. But then I had two pretty poor plays in three hands and it all went downhill from there. At least I wasn't first out this time, though.
The worst part about this game is it seems the only time we can get most of the people together is 1 a.m. on Sunday morning. I didn't leave until 3 a.m.
Wow. And you drank all this by yourself?
I thought Kori was drinking with me, but apparently that was just a figment of my imagination.
I bet she told you to reign in your vulgarity during this exchange as well.
She was all about vulgarity last night.
I did things to her that are illegal in most countries.
That was my first clue that it was all a little unreal.
At least you didn't wake up on an air bed.
I see no reason it should take ten ing days to deliver a mattress/box spring. Those ers are probably just holding it in the warehouse and laughing at my back pain.
damn I'm hungry. I don't know what to eat for lunch.
They probably have in the warehouse for the sole purpose of having gay sex on it.
Make sure to sterilize it as soon as you get it.
Those ing bas s had better not be defiling my Beautyrest!!
No one is allowed to have gay sex on my mattress but me.
I finally ventured into the laundry room at my new apartment building a few minutes ago.
For the first time in over eight years, my laundry routine included placing quarters in a slot and praying that nothing would be missing when I go to check in 20 minutes. It's the first thing since the move that's made me miss my house.
I can pretty much assure that your Beautyrest has been fully defiled.
It will the the Babylon s of all beds by the time it gets to you.
This is very interesting.
Please, continue.
I have always hated that.
Plus, those places are always just so damn hot.
I like my washer and dryer.
This saddens me.
There aren't any chairs in there, either, which bothers me.
While I wasn't particularly looking forward to hanging out in the hot laundry room and watching the washing machine, I don't know that I trust the new surroundings enough to feel comfortable leaving it unattended yet.
You still have your virgin air mattress.
With all the goings on here lately, is the phrase juice still acceptable?
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