Don't worry boutons, that special guy is out there somewhere for you.
When you get a knock at the door Thanks Giving Morning & there is a person serving you divorce papers because your wife of 20 plus years has decided that she needs to “FIND HERSELF”...Because her Father cheated on her mother and he was too busy to take her to the circus when she was nine years old...AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
When you get a knock at the door Thanks Giving Morning & there is a person serving you divorce papers because your wife of 20 plus years has decided that she needs to “FIND HERSELF”...Because her Father cheated on her mother and he was too busy to take her to the circus when she was nine years old...AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
i hate when that happens.
It sucks when it happens to you, but if you're ever there to witness it it'll be hours before you can stop laughing.
28 years!I guess, so am I. Married 28 years 8-23-79
Lucky , I am
Congrats on your martial marathon, marini martini.
We s need to pin a medal on our spouses for putting up with us all these years, I think I'll pin mine down on her sometime late tonight
Not being able to date other women
i could see that.
hey cavsfan,
why didn't you just take her to the circus yourself?
Because I did not know about these issues while happily married...I found out during the final stages of marriage counseling...At which time she was attending the circus with some guy at the office while I was working two jobs to pay off her credit cards and new Ford Lariat F250 4x4...
For the record, I wasn't sure you were serious. Please take no offense at my smart ass comment.Because I did not know about these issues while happily married...I found out during the final stages of marriage counseling...At which time she was attending the circus with some guy at the office while I was working two jobs to pay off her credit cards and new Ford Lariat F250 4x4...
Because I did not know about these issues while happily married...I found out during the final stages of marriage counseling...At which time she was attending the circus with some guy at the office while I was working two jobs to pay off her credit cards and new Ford Lariat F250 4x4...
damn dude. i woulda shook a .
The hardest part of being married? The 11 years, 5 months, and 22 days since I innocently asked the question "Have you ever thought about going on a diet?"
Or it COULD have been about three hours after I ed up and asked THAT question when, totally fed up with arguing, I told her if I'd wanted a fat wife I would have married one.
masochist.
Damn dude that sucks. I hope you have since found someone else who can appreciate a man wiling to work two jobs.Because I did not know about these issues while happily married...I found out during the final stages of marriage counseling...At which time she was attending the circus with some guy at the office while I was working two jobs to pay off her credit cards and new Ford Lariat F250 4x4...
Wasn't that also the hardest part of being single for you?
Or it could have been the waiting in the ER for them to take the bullet out of your ass.
Or penis reattached?
I would suspect that would not qualify under the "hardest part" criterion.Or penis reattached?
True.
Depends, doesn't rigor mortis set in within about two hours?
But would it set in if it was hacked off with a butter knife, therefore not still attached to the body?
I have found that the hardest part of marriage is finding someone to marry.
Marriage is like a never-ending episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, except it's not funny.
-knocked up
Everybody loves Raymond was funny?
Finding out she doesn't enjoy sex as much at you thought she did before you were married. Especially as a mid-twenties male.
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