Free Quattro Razor (6)

[Melmart1]

Melmart is my and she was to wait in line for me. She waits weeks for a good ink shower.

You been too busy inside CuckingFunt's uterus to ink on me

[ATRAIN]

Baby...I am always there to keep you safe!...if we were going, I would be dropping the travel agent discount card and getting us a hotel suite!

mikey your sooo sweet can I be your too?

[Melmart1]

Baby...I am always there to keep you safe!...if we were going, I would be dropping the travel agent discount card and getting us a hotel suite!

Well, what's the hold up? LOL!

My best friend lives in Florida and is neighbors with Bill Parcells. I told him to beg him to come back. I even promised him sexual favors if he would do so.

[ATRAIN]

It will happen to me first.

I'll douse your asshole with kerosene and light it up if you go first!!

It's a fair warning.

I know im in line behind your too

[samikeyp]

mikey your sooo sweet can I be your too?

Um...no. Sorry, ladies only.

Although the old school Astros logo gets you bonus respect points.

[Melmart1]

How do I freelance?

I want to be able to do that.

Are you a writer?

[peewee's lovechild]

Only for those of us on the VIP list.




Show some respect before I turn your dumbass into tomorrow's special at Red Lobster.

the VIP list, Melmart's got me on the preferred member's list.

[ATRAIN]

Well, what's the hold up? LOL!

My best friend lives in Florida and is neighbors with Bill Parcells. I told him to beg him to come back. I even promised him sexual favors if he would do so.

Taking one for the team.......you are the perfect woman!!

[ATRAIN]

Um...no. Sorry, ladies only.

Although the old school Astros logo gets you bonus respect points.

SWEET!!!

[Melmart1]

Taking one for the team.......you are the perfect woman!!

Well... he isn't bad looking and if I lived in Florida I am sure we woulda hooked up by now, so not really taking one for the team. However, I am indeed the perfect woman. On that account, you were correct.

[samikeyp]

the VIP list, Melmart's got me on the preferred member's list.

Maybe...but you've never been in the GTG hideout.

[Melmart1]

Maybe...but you've never been in the GTG hideout.

That's just for you and me

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you a writer?

That's all I do.

I'm an English graduate.
I haven't finished my Masters yet because alcohol gets in the way.

[Melmart1]

I took all the booze from there, though Mikey. I gotta restock. I am using it this week cus it's playoff time in my dart league and I need my aiming juice.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well... he isn't bad looking and if I lived in Florida I am sure we woulda hooked up by now, so not really taking one for the team. However, I am indeed the perfect woman. On that account, you were correct.

I can do a damn good Parcells imitation.

[Melmart1]

That's all I do.

I'm an English graduate.
I haven't finished my Masters yet because alcohol gets in the way.

Hahaha, the drunk writer thing only works if you are like Hemingway or something. If you want to make money and do it for a living, you gotta be sober more often than not.

[samikeyp]

That's just for you and me

Exactly

No problemo on the booze...I plan to restock some myself. Im bringing the snacks too.

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe...but you've never been in the GTG hideout.

This is true.

Why all the teasing?

Are you trying to get into my pants?

Because you don't even have to try, it's a very easy thing to do.

[ATRAIN]

I can do a damn good Parcells imitation.

peewee I hate to say this but mikey has got you beat on hitting on melmart!!! Im a little dissapointed.......since I looked up to your hitting on girl skillz

[peewee's lovechild]

That's just for you and me

I could wedge myself in the middle to make a little Melmart-Samikey sandwich.

[ATRAIN]

peewee did you read your PM? LOL

[Squid]

peewee I hate to say this but mikey has got you beat on hitting on melmart!!! Im a little dissapointed.......since I looked up to your hitting on girl skillz

That is pretty sad if you are looking up to him.

[Squid]

peewee did you read your PM? LOL

How cute. You two are pming each other.

Seriously, that's adorable.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahaha, the drunk writer thing only works if you are like Hemingway or something. If you want to make money and do it for a living, you gotta be sober more often than not.

Actually, I do most of my writing while I'm sober.
I have quite a bit that I've written and I want to publish sometime soon.

But, the I write when I'm drunk is pretty damn interesting, to say the least.

[ATRAIN]

That is pretty sad if you are looking up to him.

why is that????