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They want to keep you stupid so they can tell you what to do and take your money.
So I went to church this morning for like the first time since I was baptized, and I sat there and the things that they said made me kind of mad they talked about we all have to live by family morals and not have an open mind to any radical ideas.
They want to keep you stupid so they can tell you what to do and take your money.
live by family moralstalked about we all have to live by family morals and not have an open mind to any radical ideas.
GASP
The AUDACITY!!
They want to keep you stupid so they can tell you what to do and take your money.
yeah its all a conspiracy
So, I went to church this morning and left uplifted and encouraged and ready for a great week.
Next time, come with me to my church.Open invitation to all.
Of course they did. It's a church ya nimrod. Don't go if you don't want to hear about morals. That's like going to a strip club when you don't like girls showing their s.
Last edited by IceColdBrewski; 09-02-2007 at 06:35 PM.
i heard about a church that installed a machine to make credit card donations. found it really funny. church is overrated.
why do you goto church?
The question is, what do we do after church?So, I went to church this morning and left uplifted and encouraged and ready for a great week.
Next time, come with me to my church.
The question is, what do we do after church?
You buy me lunch. Then we say good day and part ways.
My guess is it's not what you're thinking of.The question is, what do we do after church?
Who says that morals can only be taught by the Church? And, who determines what morals are? Also, just what are family morals?
It's a thousand year conspiracy as a matter of fact.
Only been to church 3 times in my life, and I'd probably feel the same way as you if I did go. I'd like to go but I doubt I'd find any I'd feel comfortable at.
I generally keep my religion restricted to praying, keeping the commandments as best I can, and being as much of a fine upstanding patient individual I can manage.
Okay, and then?You buy me lunch. Then we say good day and part ways.
A man can hope.
I slept through church today.
But I did start reading a book. Which is all interconnected...somehow....
Thats pretty much all Church asks.I generally keep my religion restricted to praying, keeping the commandments as best I can, and being as much of a fine upstanding patient individual I can manage.
keep it in the pants pig.Okay, and then?
Unlike your priest, I am quite capable of doing that.
Plus, only my friends call me pig.
Persistent one aren't you? Luckily, I went to church and learned how to overcome temptation.
I can be your temptation test.
I'm up for it.
But, you are saying that I tempt you?
Hmmmm, interesting.
Yeah, the whole priests molesting little boys thing has me seriously doubting if God is speaking through them.
Yea, that whole 1/10th of 1% really speaks for the whole system.
2 Corinthians. 9:7-Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.
I wish more people would understand that. There's more to the church then that. Fellowship, a place to call home, someone to talk to, people who share your ideals, etc. It just takes some hunting to find the right place.
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