Hey Phoenix fans

[yourcheatinheart]

I'm not crying about it. By saying "Ok, let's say we do have two * les, we still have more than you" I'm humoring you, and your inane, puerile, childishly idiotic jealousy of our NBA success. And, please? You speak of pathetic? You dumb Suns trolls are the ones still ing about a by-the-book rule enforcement *months* after the fact. What does that say about you?

second quarter, 1:59, Tim Duncan steps 5 feet onto the court for a full 5 seconds. there's your by the book. i hate ing homers, unless they're from phoenix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHyuPorlLiQ

[Mister Sinister]

second quarter, 1:59, Tim Duncan steps 5 feet onto the court for a full 5 seconds. there's your by the book. i hate ing homers, unless they're from phoenix.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHyuPorlLiQ

So homer-ism is okay, as long as it's fellow homers? ing hypocrite. Either it's okay or it isn't. I, for one, dislike homer-ism in all forms. Do I love my Spurs? , yes, I do. God, yes, I do. But that doesn't stop me from acknowledging that, yeah, Manu gets away with flopping every now and then; yeah, Bowen's defense tactics are questionable; yeah, Timmy's "What'd I do?" face does get a little tiresome. Does this stop me liking my team? No. I don't see why you feel the need to keep bringing up the suspensions and the * smack months after the fact when it's not going to change a god-damned thing?

[yourcheatinheart]

So homer-ism is okay, as long as it's fellow homers? ing hypocrite. Either it's okay or it isn't. I, for one, dislike homer-ism in all forms. Do I love my Spurs? , yes, I do. God, yes, I do. But that doesn't stop me from acknowledging that, yeah, Manu gets away with flopping every now and then; yeah, Bowen's defense tactics are questionable; yeah, Timmy's "What'd I do?" face does get a little tiresome. Does this stop me liking my team? No. I don't see why you feel the need to keep bringing up the suspensions and the * smack months after the fact when it's not going to change a god-damned thing?

good ing god get this season here already.

[Findog]

Our MLB team was the fastest franchise ever to win the world series. The Diamondbacks/Yankees world series has been hailed as one of the greatest of all time. I went to game 2.

Baseball is boring. You're an expert at pointing out all things that are boring, so I thought you might pick up on this.

Several teams do their spring training right here in Phoenix as part of the Cactus league.

You're ting me? Really? Welcome to Who Gives a , Population Nobody.

Our pitchers have won the Cy Young award (you probably have no clue what that is) five times out of nine possible years.

Baseball is boring.

I also saw Mark McGuire hit a 500+ foot home run that hit the jumbo-tron during his record breaking season. I can't even tell you how many camera lights flashed every time he swung the bat.

Why are you telling us this? I've been to an All-Star Game, frankly the camera flashes are annoying and distracting. I've seen Jose Canseco hit a 550 foot home run that hit the back of the visitor's bullpen at the Ballpark in Arlington, but who cares? Baseball sucks.

Our quarterback is bigger nationally than the entire San Antonio Spurs combined. His name is Matt Leinart, you might have heard of him. Watch him on Monday night football a week from Monday.

The guy that got herpes from Paris Hilton? The guy that got schooled by Texas and Vince Young in the Rose Bowl?

Ever heard of Wayne Gretzky? He one of the biggest sports icons of all time. He's our NHL coach. My brother in law had a drink with him in a bar recently.

Wow, color me awestruck. My sister's roommates' uncle's next door neighbour's boss's babysitter once saw Mike Modano purchase a suit from the Plano Men's Warehouse.

I can't think of a more useless activity than hockey.

I had sex once, and it was with a woman. Honest to God.

Like MrChug said, what does any of this have to do with basketball?