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  1. #2276
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'd build my own library. It would have a whole wing dedicated to porn. Everything from bestiality porn to scat will be available for checkout. It will be named the John Holmes Memorial Library. It will be two round building made to look like boobs.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'd also buy ORION his own arcade. Full of NFL Blitz, NBA Jam and it would have topless waitresses serving everyone beer and burnt mecco.
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I'd also buy ORION his own arcade. Full of NFL Blitz, NBA Jam and it would have topless waitresses serving everyone beer and burnt mecco.
    can I have a lifetime membership with no late fees and women built to my specifications ?
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    I'd build my own library. It would have a whole wing dedicated to porn. Everything from bestiality porn to scat will be available for checkout. It will be named the John Holmes Memorial Library. It will be two round building made to look like boobs.

    Would you give pee wee a job?
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  5. #2280
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    can I have a lifetime membership with no late fees and women built to my specifications ?
    Of course.
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  6. #2281
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Would you give pee wee a job?
    It depends on how well he interviews and who else applies.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    It won't be a bush league operation. It will be a sophisticated pornographic library.
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    It depends on how well he interviews and who else applies.

    You could give ash a job as lead mopper
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  9. #2284
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I want then all to be professional beach volleyball players then
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  10. #2285
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    You could give ash a job as lead mopper
    She would only be hired if she agrees to use her hair as a mop.
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    She would only be hired if she agrees to use her hair as a mop.

    what about her tounge, she loves her some !!
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  12. #2287
    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    I'd take the day off work and pay off my house and vehicles. Then go back to work the next day with a chip on my shoulder and let everyone know I'm rich now. Take the next day off and buy a fully loaded Sierra Z71. Go back to work the next day and just surf the net looking for a house off the river or lake and buy a condo in port aransas with a brand new boat
    "Im rich "

    I would go to work like normal, and just refuse any and everything my customers said. Ill quit in enough time to catch my plane to Europe.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    I would go to work like normal, and just refuse any and everything my customers said. Ill quit in enough time to catch my plane to Europe.
    yea.

    psgr: "You need to book me a hotel"
    butta: "You need a large glass of shut the up!"

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    "Im rich "

    I would go to work like normal, and just refuse any and everything my customers said. Ill quit in enough time to catch my plane to Europe.
    I'd also buy a log cabin in Alaska and track animals. I've always wanted to go to Alaska
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    I'd also buy a log cabin in Alaska and track animals. I've always wanted to go to Alaska

    would you hunt wolverines?
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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    yea.

    psgr: "You need to book me a hotel"
    butta: "You need a large glass of shut the up!"

    I would route doemestic travelers through Kuwait or Dubai.
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    I would say that I would be a jerk at work, but that already happens, I would just be a rich jerk. My job is pretty sweet actually I get a week off every 6 weeks.
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    I would route doemestic travelers through Kuwait or Dubai.
    where do you work man?
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    If you won 100 mil today, what would you do first?
    Two words: monkey butlers.
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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    I'd also buy a log cabin in Alaska and track animals. I've always wanted to go to Alaska
    Sled dogs and ice fishing
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    Two words: monkey butlers.

    LOL WTF????
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    Two words: monkey butlers.
    Actually, I'd probably do exactly what I'm doing now, but I'd buy a nice house instead of living in a tiny apartment and I'd find a way to work in several months traveling.
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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    where do you work man?
    A Travel Agency for military and Governement employees.
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  24. #2299
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    You don't get Simpsons references??

    There went any chance of me ever respecting you.
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    Veteran ATRAIN's Avatar
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    You don't get Simpsons references??

    There went any chance of me ever respecting you.

    Dont watch the simpsons and I dont think ill lose any sleep on you not respecting me but thanks for the heads up .
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