I also don't own one of those bag Bluetooth earpieces that stays on ALL day even when not taking calls.
There's a guy that sits in the lower bowl, about 8 rows up from the floor in section 112 or something. Biggest you'll ever see. When he comes with his friends, they're dubbed "Captain and the y Crew". He recently dyed his hair platinum, he's got the tight t-shirts, he's about 5'5", 50 necklaces, 10-degree hat tilt...all the prerequisites. But he's dating Jordan from the Mavs Dancers. Travesty.
Warriors lost.
It's got to be up there with bagging that hot chick from high school who wouldn't give you the time of day, but you reconnect with them through myspace and you're now successful and they're not. You've heard of the revenge game in basketball, like the Mavs beating the Warriors last week? That would be a revenge .
May they go 0-82 and Don Nelson develops cirrhosis.
Wow... what a ...
I wonder if its possible to get lower level people to do strange chants like we got the upper level crowd to do? The best was when we got a bunch of the sections also chanting "YOU SUCK" when Davis was shooting free throws. I think I'm going to try that next time. I'm going to go to some Bobcats game, and sit right behind the goal, and every time Morrison shoots freethrows, I'm going to chant that, and see what the other people around me do.
Not sure if you'd know this (or any other Mavs fan), but is it true that alot of Mavs Dancers live at Austin Ranch? I got a friend that lives there and he swears to me that the hot tub there is filled with Mavs Dancers/Cowboys Cheerleaders on Friday and Saturday nights. I think he's full of because I've made the 30 minute drive there for the sole purpose of being shut down & rejected by them (but leaving with decent tug-job material), and I have yet to see them there.
How about "Teri Hatcher is past her prime, Boom Dizzle!"
http://larrybrownsports.com/2007/08/...atcher-lovely/
The Dancers are obviously hot, but they're also the dumbest and most dull people you'll ever meet. They're all materialistic, only care about dating millionaires and haven't cracked open a book or read the news in 15 years.
But yeah - great s and fartboxes, though.
this thread went way off-topic but I suppose it's a foregone conclusion that the green-out will fail. Points for trying, but Dallas isn't the place to make people where T-shirts at high-toned sporting events.
I knew one of the dancers. It was a black chick, her name was Chelsie Trail. I don't know if she still does it, but I know she used to. I haven't talked to her in a while, but she was fine as .
Last edited by stretch; 11-15-2007 at 11:48 AM. Reason: fixed the cheerleaders last name
That sounds pretty typical.
Not a problem for me, is it a problem for you?lol this thread went way off-topic
Not at all
I'm not a feminist so this whole conversation does not offend me -- I think it's pretty funny. But can I just say I friggen hate the word s? Ew.
Funbags.
I love the word S!!
I enjoy referring to a woman's vagina as a catbag.
meat glove or meat parentheses is my favorite.
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Shank FTW.
Assholes.
I like Dumpster.
Is stretch gonna have to choke a ? Or failing that, superman a ho?
Assholes.
Its a great word, I think saying boobs sound too much like a 12 year old saying it. S is a great manly word.
"watch me yuuuule..."
stupidest ing song ever...
The thing about supermanning a ho is that if you're upset about not getting any that night, you better be okay with not getting any ever again from your chick after you pull a stunt like that.
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