Free Quattro Razor (12)

[peewee's lovechild]

This is one time I wish I wasn't violently opposed to all form of medication.

You need to get your Star Trek fix.

[CuckingFunt]

I need to start figuring out what resolutions I'm going to make this year.

They need to be kick ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I need to start figuring out what resolutions I'm going to make this year.

They need to be kick ass.

My resolution is to get laid everday of the year.

[mrsmaalox]

This is one time I wish I wasn't violently opposed to all form of medication.

Wisdom teeth are the most miserable pain. You knowwhen they hit me---at my wedding! I spent most of my wedding day/night in bed with an ice pack on my mouth.

[midgetonadonkey]

My resolution is to get laid everday of the year.

Don't resolutions have to be realistic?

[Melmart1]

I need to start figuring out what resolutions I'm going to make this year.

They need to be kick ass.

I never make resolutions because I try not to set myself up for failure.

[Melmart1]

Wisdom teeth are the most miserable pain. You knowwhen they hit me---at my wedding! I spent most of my wedding day/night in bed with an ice pack on my mouth.

So is ice pack a new euphemism for ?

[peewee's lovechild]

Don't resolutions have to be realistic?

I'm not sure.

But, I'm going to try anyway.

[CuckingFunt]

I never make resolutions because I try not to set myself up for failure.

Usually, my resolution every year is to break all of my resolutions within 24 hours of the ball dropping. But... need something new this year, I think.

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember that time I shot Batman in the back??

Ahhh, good times.

[mrsmaalox]

So is ice pack a new euphemism for ?

If it is, then maybe I could have tolerated the pain a little better.

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember that time I ran naked all over the Quattro and empregnated all the women that were online??

The child support payments are killing me.

[midgetonadonkey]

w00t w00t

[peewee's lovechild]

Remember that time I punched ATRAIN in the vagina??

I laughed at the way he cried.

[mrsmaalox]

Remember that time I ran naked all over the Quattro and empregnated all the women that were online??

The child support payments are killing me.

Probably not just the child support payments.

[midgetonadonkey]

Half gallons of Bacardi are on sale at Don and Ben's for 1799

[peewee's lovechild]

Probably not just the child support payments.

No, that's about all there is.

12 of them look like me.

[Melmart1]

This site is funny. http://ruinromo.com/ I wonder if anyone will show up tomorrow at the Panthers game wearing that mask.

[CuckingFunt]

Planes suck.

Who wants to give me a massage?




Oh, for the record, Southwest's peanuts ARE honey roasted.

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, for the record, Southwest's peanuts ARE honey roasted.

Also for the record, when I first typed this I accidentally wrote "hiney roasted."

[peewee's lovechild]

There's nothing in this world better than Shiner Black Lager.

[peewee's lovechild]

Drink Shiner Or Die!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsmaalox]

No, that's about all there is.

12 of them look like me.

[midgetonadonkey]

There's nothing in this world better than Shiner Black Lager.

Pussy, weed and money are all better than Shiner Black Lager.

[Melmart1]

Wait, 12 of whom look like him? His bas children? That's a lot of ugly kids running around!