I fart when I need to fart. anyone else.
Right to fart
Right to clean air
Which is more important, the right of workers to fart in the workplace, or the rights of other workers to stench-free air in their workplace?
Put another way, is your right to fart in the workplace more important than your responsibility not to impose that stench upon your colleagues?
I fart when I need to fart. anyone else.
youre an idiot if you don't know how to make just one of the same.
Silent farts rule.
Why are you taking the piss? I put up the poll because I really want to know what Americans think. I mean, in Australia it's not even an issue - people understand that passive smoking causes cancer, and that it can trigger asthma attacks, so smokers go outside to smoke. It's a national law, and people have adjusted to it with minimal upset.
Australians sound like a bunch of pussies to me.
Yeah, because only pussies make rational decisions.
Well, I feel like one has a responsibility to himself as well.
The health effects of ripping are well do ented and can not be overlooked.
Whomever farts in front of me losses a vital part of his body.
Yes, because farts and smoking are consistent analogies.
One is a NECESSARY body function to accommodate for air in the intestinal tract, and is inconsistent and released in extremely small quan ies of gas. The other is a 99% voluntary addiction which is completely controllable and is produced in extremely large quan ies per cigarette.
Your basis of comparison is absolutely warped and as inaccurate as it could possibly get. Everyone farts because it's a bodily function. Many people will NEVER smoke, because it's an VOLUNTARY ADDICTION. If you can't clearly see the difference, perhaps you shouldn't post on the subject?
2-for-2! Cry Havoc, you are my new favourite club denizen!
Preach on, reverend, preach on!
What exactly is the difference between having to smell a fart and getting cancer? They both suck.
Mexican food is a VOLUNTARY ADDICTION.
I work with three men that think it's cute and funny to fart in the office. Luckily, I grew up with four brothers who thought it was cute and funny to pin me down on the floor, sit on my face and let one rip. So, I deal.
The only time I compare farts to smoking is if someone asks if I mind if they smoke. My reply is "mind if I fart?"
And if you're going to fart in the workplace, do it right. Don't limit it to the confines of your office or workspace. When you feel a really bad one coming on, take the opportunity to meander through your office saying "hi" to your co-workers as you crop dust the office.
It really takes a lot to impregnate the carpeting and walls with fart odor the way you can with smoking, but with enough effort it can be done.
Does your co-worker fart a lot?
Not the one I posted about, but another one does.
And when you saw me upstairs yesterday, I was crop-dusting.
I should be allowed to cleanse my colon any place I please. If you see me in the office and I hand you a gas mask, affix it immediately. At least I'll do THAT for you...
Women aren't supposed to fart got damnit!!
They're just supposed to be little dolls made of china for me to look at and play with. They are to look hot...talk naughty to me...and nothing foul is allowed to be excreted from any orifice...ever.
I'm owed at least that much from you ladies...get with the program!
Last edited by Ed Helicopter Jones; 01-16-2008 at 01:09 PM.
Like I say...I live in a house full of testosterone. It's fair game.
Can we get a poll on nose-picking in the workplace -- rights vs. responsibilities, too?
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