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  1. #3276
    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mixalot.


    Geeez...
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  2. #3277
    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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  3. #3278
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    That line never made sense to me.
    I think it has to do with what you were talking about the other day. How different stats look different on different sized girls. Those stats would be pretty bodacious on a little girl! 6 footer not so much.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Said purely with affection!
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  5. #3280
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    What Scenario are you playing? More importantly was your team winning the match?
    team slayer... and now that i think about it... we were getting beat... i'd have 25 kills and the other 3 players would have about 15 combined... i didnt seem to get any good players.

    i probably won about 2 or 3 outta 7-8 games.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i dont like playing normal slayer... not a good gauge of skills because of all the different people running around.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    and some dude showed me his wang when i was playing uno a few nights ago. i reported his ass.

    mother er.
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    and some dude showed me his wang when i was playing uno a few nights ago. i reported his ass.

    mother er.
    For refusing to show it a second time?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Flo, how about if you arrest a good looking hooker, make her get naked, and take pictures of her naked body.

    Then, you can email or PM me the pictures.

    I'm sure you can do this.
    I believe in you.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    jman is not and will never be a fan of the "random showing of the penis in online games" trend.
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    jman is not and will never be a fan of the "random showing of the penis in online games" trend.
    Hmmm...

    Why qualify that statement with "random"?
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    That line never made sense to me.
    think of a 3 foot 200lb person and a 6 foot 200lb person. and urine college?
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Hmmm...

    Why qualify that statement with "random"?
    if it's solicited i have no problem with it.

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  14. #3289
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    I'm not even that fond of penis showing when it's random.
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Flo, how about if you arrest a good looking hooker, make her get naked, and take pictures of her naked body.

    Then, you can email or PM me the pictures.

    I'm sure you can do this.
    I believe in you.


    How about you guys can go on a ride along one night and I'll conviently turn my head the other way when 1) A beats the living out of a kid jaywalking. And 2) When you just grab random women off the street and force them to give you head in the cruiser while you pose as a BPD. I'll look into getting you guys uniforms and weapons. I know A wants a Desert Eagle as his weapon of choice. PW I will just get you a box of rubbers.
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    think of a 3 foot 200lb person and a 6 foot 200lb person. and urine college?
    Your analogy doesn't work because height has an impact on weight distribution. However, 36-24-36 is always going to have the same ratio. Always.
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  17. #3292
    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    I'm not even that fond of penis showing when it's random.

    Unless it's your BF Terrance Howard.
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    How about you guys can go on a ride along one night and I'll conviently turn my head the other way when 1) A beats the living out of a kid jaywalking. And 2) When you just grab random women off the street and force them to give you head in the cruiser while you pose as a BPD. I'll look into getting you guys uniforms and weapons. I know A wants a Desert Eagle as his weapon of choice. PW I will just get you a box of rubbers.
    I can't make the trip, and have no interest in getting cruiser head from Baltimore skanks, but can I have a gun and a badge?

    Pretty please?
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Unless it's your BF Terrance Howard.
    If it wasn't requested, I'd still be kind of weirded out.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    PW I will just get you a box of rubbers.
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    Your analogy doesn't work because height has an impact on weight distribution. However, 36-24-36 is always going to have the same ratio. Always.
    quit splittin' hairs. it's basically the same concept. put away your slide rule.
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    PW I will just get you a box of rubbers.
    That would be my weapon of choice.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I'm going to Baltimore, that's all there is to it.
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  24. #3299
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    quit splittin' hairs. it's basically the same concept. put away your slide rule.
    All I said was that line never made sense to me. You are the one who decided to try and school me on what it meant.

    Don't tell me to "put away my slide rule" just because you're wrong.
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  25. #3300
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    I can't make the trip, and have no interest in getting cruiser head from Baltimore skanks, but can I have a gun and a badge?

    Pretty please?


    Sure! How about your own squad car? Only if you make the trip with the car though.
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