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Is your man still there Dan??
hahaha this is a funny bump!!! That still chews ice and I still havent done about it!!! Thank got she is off today!!
Is your man still there Dan??
Is your man still there Dan??
hahaha this is a funny bump!!! That still chews ice and I still havent done about it!!! Thank got she is off today!!
It's probably a good thing that Dan's co-worker doesn't work with you. With your temper you would had probably been rocked his ass with a uppercut...
Show their ugly fooking faces.
Well my coworker hates me now because im a prick to her, but its her fault. She chews ice!!It's probably a good thing that Dan's co-worker doesn't work with you. With your temper you would had probably been rocked his ass with a uppercut...
Thunder Dan, do you still work with that guy?
actually, this is what they say about me!
unfortunately yes
he quit smoking a couple months ago and now his nervous habit it rattling his change. He doesn't just do it in his pocket he takes it out of his pocket sometimes and exchanges it though his hands while he is talking. It's like the guy with the ticktaks in that one Seinfeld- everyone knows where Dave is when you hear the change. It's so annoying. On top of that he always has atleast $4 in change in his pocket for his vending machine visits (which I've talked about), but everytime he goes to the machine he uses dollars so he can add to the collection of change in his pocket. So unlike most people that are annoyed by change in their pocket- this guy tries to increase it through the day so he can play with it and make assorted sounds with it. So annoying
and sorry!
oh and I forgot this one...
So every Papa Johns here in Cleveland is giving out .23 cent pizzas today because of that issue with Lebron (if you have no idea what I'm talking about hit the link below). So this guy hates sports as I think I've told you before- all he watches is e all day and night for the police chases and he also is a die hard American Idol fan. So he hears about this on the news and comes in yesterday all pumped and says "Dan did you know they are having a pizza sale tomorrow at Papa Johns? some basketball player is hooking everyone up and it's .23 cents because I guess that is his number"----I instantly wanted to knock him out. I live in Cuyahoga Falls which is 10 minutes from Akron where Lebron grew up. If you don't know who he is you are a moron..
so this morning he calls in and says he is going to be late because he has a surprise for us. The surprise was he brings in 3 large pizzas from Papa Johns at 10 in the morning. Somehow he weaseled the people there to get him 3 Pizzas before the sale was even supposed to start- but the most annoying thing is that he has eaten close to 2 whole pizzas since he has been at work today (he went back at lunch for another), and he is writing down everything he is eating so he can count the calories so he can remember to burn them off on the treadmill when he goes home tonight. I'm dead serious. Who the does that? If your counting calories, your not supposed to eat 2 large sausage pizzas and wash them down with endless amounts of Mug Root Beer.
It just pisses me off that I'll be watching a game tonight I probably won't even be able to enjoy because I hate Boston so much, and he will be trying to run off calories from pizza he never should have gotten because he isn't even a fan...oh well
http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008...t_of_pizz.html
dude. you worry too much about stupid stuff.
you would just have to meet the guy, he is just so annoying that everything he does annoys everyone else I work with.
But the le of the thread is annoying things your coworkers do...so I share with my only annoying coworker
Thunder Dan, you are too funny.
This sounds like one of the lost episodes of Seinfeld.
Thunder Dan
/end life
please.
I feel your pain bro, it has gotten to the point that now anything he does it annoys you. Thats where I am at now with the damn ice chewer.
There's a guy like that here at work. What a dumbass, one time while we were eating lunch in the break room, he said he saw Walter Payton on TV. Granted the man has been dead for years (it was his son). Then one day we had a trip to Dallas for some Cisco training and when we drove by the American Airlines arena, he shouted out, "Look that's were they train pilots for American Airlines!"
Hey, it's not stupid if it's relevant to this thread. Some co-workers do stupid at work. I don't Thunder Dan takes it home with him.
But in all fairness to that guy Dan, he isn't the big fat lard I would expect him to be. He has a little gut, but nothing too serious.
I should take a picture of my annoying co worker. He looks like Hardey with his little mustache.
The guy Dan took a picture of actually looks pretty trim for all the crap Dan say he scarfs down on a daily basis. I thought your annoying co-worker was that ice chewing woman?
i told a co work this one time (he forgot to wash his hands) and his response was "no i didnt. i dont pee on my hands."
i didnt know to laugh my ass off or throw up....
OMG Thunder Dan...
Your co-worker sounds like a friend of mine. This dude is actually a nice kindhearted guy, and can actually be quite intelligent, but other times can be the stupidest known to mankind.
He's one of those guys that always has to act like other people to try to fit in. He's a white guy, and if around white guys, he acts like himself. If around black guys he is always using stupid terms like "bro" and "dawg" and trying to do handshakes that require about 80 different motions but he fails miserably at all of it and looks like a ing dumbass.
In terms of work, he is an insurance agent. he used to work day and night, and built up so many clients and such i guess that he got to a point where he would go to his office maybe once a week, or once every other week for a couple hours, then just go right back home. so basically he is home all week with nothing to do, and is getting free money to sustain his lifestyle. in a way, i gotta give him props though, because to be able to live the way he does, he had to have worked his ass off. moving on...
When it comes to dieting, he is very similar to your co-worker. In the past, he would never gain an ounce of weight, and the dude would never work out or anything. He would start his days off with waking up at 11 every morning, to donuts and chocolate milk or gatorade or something. around noon he would go out to either Wendy's, Wingstop, or Fuddruckers and scarf down the fattiest, greasiest they have, chomp a bucket of fries with a gallon of ranch, then top it all off with about 40 ounces of coke or a beer. Dinner was typically the same as well. then he would stay up till 2 or 3 every morning chatting with random people on the internet or play madden and fail miserably at it, or play GTA and use every ing cheat you can find on the internet, and when he beats it, he brags as if he actually ing accomplished something. same for madden. he would actually alter the stats of his QB to have 99 in everything, then play a season on ROOKIE, and barely win a superbowl, and think hes ing badass. then his roommate decided to play him one day and got ing stomped like 66-0. i played him another time and i was using the Raiders, while he was using the Patriots, and beat the living out of him. i had to quit by the 3rd quarter because i was so ing bored and wanted to go have a beer to wash away the sorrows of the 10 ing minutes i just wasted.
anyways... over the past year, he has suddenly decided to get all into health foods. so he wastes a load of money buying only organic foods and drinks. probably spends about $50 a month buying loads of that stupid ing Fiji water or whatever. so he actually eats healthy, and goes to the gym. this is where it gets good... he is one of those guys that has no ing clue what he is doing when working out. like when he does curls, he uses his whole damn body to swing the weight up, grunts like he is ting 2 pound burgers out his ass, and does it over and over. what is sad, is that he actually has stuck very well to his diet, and works out very regularly, for a couple hours each time. but he is so ty at working out, that he has basically gotten no benfits from it. like if i was eating the way he was, and working out like him, within a year, i'd look like ing bruce lee. but all he has done is burn some fat, and thats about it.
oh, and while he is actually an intelligent guy... he makes some of the worst ing desicions ever... for instance, he is really into his car. and he has fixed it up quite a bit. it has like 500 horsepower and runs a quarter-mile in around 11 seconds. now i dont know a LOT about cars, but common sense would tell me that if you have added all this power to your car, chances are, you need to upgrade your clutch. but the er just bought some ty upgrade that really wasn't capable of handling the power that his car put out, thinking that it was just a temporary solution. boy was he wrong. the guy has spent over $10,000 on repairs alone, an assload of that going to the problems that his ty clutch caused. not to mention, he doesnt know how to drive it. when shifting he releases the clutch so fast that it jerks the out of his car. its even funnier because of the fact that everyone knows how fast his car is. but apparently its not fast enough for him, because every time he punches the gas hard, on his own will, he slams his back into his seat, to try to make it look as if the car is throwing him back from the extreme power. so he looks like a ing re because he first throws himself back, then gets thrown back again by the car itself.
despite all this... for some reason though, as much of a stupid as he can be, my friends and I can't help but like the guy. probably because we all like having him around to make fun of him.
Last edited by stretch; 05-09-2008 at 01:50 PM.
Really you guys, you have to keep these crazy stories coming...
the sad thing is, is that we aren't even making them up. there are really people this ing stupid that exist in our society.Really you guys, you have to keep these crazy stories coming...
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