Help With Strippers

[Jimcs50]

go to club, it is cheaper and the strippers are hotter.

[ATRAIN]

go to club, it is cheaper and the strippers are hotter.

Yeah plus hiring strippers is just trouble waiting to happen for the groom to be.

[TDMVPDPOY]

and avoid going to bars/clubbing....twable is always looming

[peewee's lovechild]

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[Jimcs50]

and avoid going to bars/clubbing....twable is always looming

- signed, Pacman Jones

[Twisted_Dawg]

Pay a preliminary visit, or have a local friend pay a visit to a local strip club and find some dancers who will do independent work for you...depending on the distance you could find some for much cheaper, but best of all you get to see what to expect so that there aren't any 'unusual' surprises....

Try to meet them at the lunch hour to discuss and negotiaite. And what ever you do, take them out in the bright sunlight to check them out before finalizing.

[Taco]

This thread does not deliver.

Do they have to be Asian?

Huh?????

THINK ABOUT IT

[fatsack]

http://local.yahoo.com/TX/Galveston/...scort+Services

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Funny that's exactly how it was for me, up until the "climbed into bed" part!

True. I'm sure it's an all day thing for you. Not a problem...I get that a lot.

[Slomo]

1$ bills, remember only use bills.

Quarters are considered a major faux pas.

Hope this helps.

[Wild Cobra]

I agree, if you don't already know people, go to local strip clubs and ask the dancers. Be ready to put out some bux. Tip at least a dollar a dance when they are dancing in the club. Be prepared to pay more than agreed, anless they say all that's expected. Chances are, they will expect a specific amount per hour per girl. Then, during the party, they will expect big tips on top of that. Expect to have twice as much money as the agreed price for them to just come over, They will expec payment up front, then if they are not being tipped too, they may walk out on you.

I have dated dancers, and driven several to such events as well. I suspect it works the same anywhere. Most girls will even insist of having a bodyguard and more money to cover that expense too. Why should they go to an unknown setting without feeling safe?

A private party of strippers is no cheap event unless you want to attract "nappy headed s..."

[Chief]

did u check craigslist.org

[baseline bum]

Whatever you end up doing, make sure the strippers bring dildos with them and use them on each other in front of the groom.

It'd be funnier if they used them on the groom in front of each other.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

1$ bills, remember only use bills.

Quarters are considered a major faux pas.

Especially if they're rolled. I found this out the hard way.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I asked some friends over poker last night and they said the price we were quoted was pretty fair considering. Some of the people are going to the area sooner than everybody else, so they can do the checking.

Thanks for the help.

[bus driver]

what ever you do, just make sure the girls are not from NY!

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98684

good luck

[Taco]

1$ bills, remember only use bills.

Quarters are considered a major faux pas.

Hope this helps.

and don't try swiping your ATM card in the slot in the back

They don't like that either

[baseline bum]

Don't stick your thumb up their asses during lapdances... strippers hate that if you haven't paid first.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Don't stick your thumb up their asses during lapdances... strippers hate that if you haven't paid first.

Same thing goes for rolls of quarters and/or penises.




Once again a difficult lesson learned.

[CuckingFunt]

What's a roll of penises?

[E20]

Why would anybody want their thumb, roll of laundry quarters, or penis smelling like crack-infested dirty poo in the 1st place?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

What's a roll of penises?

Fvck. Three times today I'm laughing out loud to the point of disturbing the neighbors.


Either the forum is on a "roll" today or I'm just easily amused.

[CuckingFunt]

Fvck. Three times today I'm laughing out loud to the point of disturbing the neighbors.


Either the forum is on a "roll" today or I'm just easily amused.

You're easily amused.

Except with my comment, of course, because that was pure brilliance.

[j-6]

1$ bills, remember only use bills.

Quarters are considered a major faux pas.

Hope this helps.

I don't know if the Canadian strip clubs still do this, but I was amused when we used to go to Windsor and you had to drop your loonie or your twonie into the urn by the perv rail before the dancer came over to your part of the stage.

They get VERY pissed off when you decide to throw the coins at the dancers, by the way.