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  1. #3501
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    How is she supposed to plow in white gloves?!
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    What kind of staff meeting, if I may ask?

    You'll have a great time here -- there's lots to do. That is, if you have time.
    what the is this. the theologian dating game. ohhhhhh jebediah
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    nothing more stimulating than a woman, or girl in this matter, saying " " or " s"
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    ashbeeigh: you're fat, you look like a old farm hand, you're so stretched out you won't even feel labor pains, you're ugly enough to scare people in the dark, and you're going to end up a cheap drunk.

    Let's see who scores higher.
    wow. that has to make it as post of the day.
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    what the is this. the theologian dating game. ohhhhhh jebediah
    Its quite painful to watch and funny because he changes the girl he is hitting on every day. I wonder what the women think about that?
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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    Its quite painful to watch and funny because he changes the girl he is hitting on every day. I wonder what the women think about that?
    He's like the g-rated/"Afterschool Special" version of peewee.
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Its quite painful to watch and funny because he changes the girl he is hitting on every day. I wonder what the women think about that?
    it is painful, but hey. when in rome....................
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    And ... can't I complement a woman on her looks (or smell) and it not be hitting on her ... ?

    When you do it every five seconds, and to almost every woman who posts here? No.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    He's like the g-rated/"Afterschool Special" version of peewee.


    hahahah Peewee light. Its bad enough to be compared to pee wee but to not even be good enough to be like pee wee is pretty sad.
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    wow. that has to make it as post of the day.
    I sure hope not, no one will understand the context.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    it is painful, but hey. when in rome....................
    I don't know. You may think this is just BSing on the internet, but we ladies are taking this all seriously and expect complete fidelity from the man flirting with us that day!! We are not floozies!!!
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    For the record, Midge's chickens are the best thing that's been posted in this version of The Quattro.

    By a long shot.
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    I sure hope not, no one will understand the context.
    fine then i think i know where to put it.
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    fine then i think i know where to put it.
    If it's your sig it doesn't count, I have mine turned off.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Wow. As soon as someone mentioned Peewee, he shows up!
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    If it's your sig it doesn't count, I have mine turned off.
    it wont let me add it. i'll do it later.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Denton is making me have roid rage.

    I'm going to rip Don s throat off with a pair of vice grips.
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    Who's hitting on anyone? I've keep my conversation G-rated and polite. This is a family forum.

    And ... I complemented her on her sturdy build. That's nice ... right?
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    What's the Word? Don Quixote's Avatar
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    I don't know. You may think this is just BSing on the internet, but we ladies are taking this all seriously and expect complete fidelity from the man flirting with us that day!! We are not floozies!!!
    If you're looking for a faithful man, I can schedule you in for next Tuesday at 1:00.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Who's hitting on anyone? I've keep my conversation G-rated and polite. This is a family forum.

    And ... I complemented her on her sturdy build. That's nice ... right?
    It's nice, but comments about a woman's build and child bearing skills equals betrothal, don't you know? I am starting Ashbeeigh's matrimonial quilt now.
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    This is a family forum.

    Those words should never be spoken in this thread.

    Seriously.



    Now I have to watch porn to get that image out of my mind.
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    What's the Word? Don Quixote's Avatar
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    It's nice, but comments about a woman's build and child bearing skills equals betrothal, don't you know? I am starting Ashbeeigh's matrimonial quilt now.
    I'll have to run that by her father first. I'm sure he'd want 2 camels and about $250 in gold. Isn't that the going rate these days?

    And in Ruth (Old Testament), Ruth "uncovering the feet" of Boaz cons uted a marriage proposal as well. Of course, the idiom means something entirely different in the Hebrew.

    But no need to start on the bridal bag for me (re: Borat). Not yet ...
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    What the ing ? A family forum? Get the out. A sturdy build? Are you calling me fat Dairy Queen? Just because the boys like my bravatar does not make me fat.
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    I do not want DQ to "uncover my feet." That is sick.
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